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[d @jyeahboi]

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[LIZZY💥 @LizzyStarrrdust]

Men have a "I will build a life for you if you're kind to me" fetish.

[ًِ @bckupacc99]

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[𖠞 ｡⋆⌬˚ @professorklon]

8 years ago, Johan jatuh terlentang while hosting Super Spontan live on tv

[邸珥菲 @SAIBdelvi]

Fun fact, you can be ambitious as heck and still have no interest to defeat others.

Since in your eyes, the only things that exist are you & your dreams. Nothing else matters.

That's why you only run and run to your goal and forget competition with anyone else.

[zafran | weddingtemplate | takaful @zafranmustafa]

Wife: kenapa lambat?

Husb: ada accident tadi kat kesas

Wife: motor accident kat laluan motor ke?

Husb: taklah, lori kontena terbalik

Wife: apa kaitan dengan awak?

Husb: saya berhenti tengok crane nak angkat lori tu

[🔺meingl🔻 @meinmokhtar]

Terima kasih puan D and harap ngl ni sampai ke puan D.

[mustafa yazıcı @myzccc]

Dua Lipa'nın 2026'daki öne çıkan adımları:

• Samsung'a dava açtı.
• İsrail'i desteklediği gerekçesiyle Disney ve HBO ile ortaklık tekliflerini reddetti.
• Coca-Cola ile ortaklığı reddetti.
• Jeffrey Epstein'ı alenen eleştirdi.
• İsrail bağlantısı nedeniyle 3 farklı şirketle sözleşmesini feshetti.
• Filistin ve Ukrayna için bağış kampanyası düzenledi.
• Babasıyla birlikte bir hayır kurumu kurdu.

[kage @sukikage_]

can’t wait to get past whatever the fucking fuck this fuck ass stage is in my life rn bc genuinely what the fuck.

[aether @bluewdrift]

Major life hack: Don't complain, ever. Nobody likes a complainer. They drain the energy of everyone around them. It's exhausting spending time around someone who constantly complains about things outside their control. If it's within your control, go do something about it. If it's not, you're just wasting energy thinking about it. Complaining gives too much power to the thing. Take back that power.

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

I'm a big fan of the "GPS Theory" when you miss a turn, your GPS doesn't judge you, it recalculates. No matter how many detours you take, it finds another way forward. Life works like that too. You'll make mistakes, but your destination doesn't vanish. The route just changes.

[delty @DeltyThe73rd]

WTF GUYS SOME MAKCIK WON A BEYBLADE G1 QUALIFIERS NATIONAL TOURNAMENT HERE IN SINGAPORE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

[na. @jiwonieranika]

& terjawablah kenapa hukum islam kena ada saksi mata yang melihat sesuatu kesalahan. 4 orang saksi untuk zina / liwat. 2 orang saksi untuk kes kewangan / jenayah lain selain zina liwat. relevant sampai ke harini.

sebab teknologi mudah menyebarkan fitnah.

[KroniRakyat @KroniRakyat]

Parent camni kena dapat Anugerah Tokoh Maal Hijrah.

[Elnathan John @elnathan_john]

I am impressed by this. Not by their climbing or bypassing security. But to be such a specific kind of crazy, that requires not just bravado but also great skill, and to find someone exactly as crazy, as skilful, as willing, who even happens to look like you and to have them be in love with you... few people will ever be so lucky, few people will ever live life so fully. To be lucky to find this, you don't need to live 80 or 90 years. They have already lived a hundred lives.

[Jennie Too Has Gifts 🏳️‍⚧️💾🔞 @gncgalactus]

The act itself does not move me, but In a world of 8 billion finding the other person who is the same sort of insane to do with with you is terribly romantic

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

the older you get the more you understand why people disappear into art, music, books and quiet living

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[Mario @CapitalMental71]

Un hombre que no haya vivido esto al menos una vez en su vida no puede madurar.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“When I was your age, I survived a pandemic and didn’t leave my house for two years. You will be okay if you stay in tonight.”

Finally, we have a line to use for future kids 😭😭😭

[John Fadule @fadule_]

-get jacked
-crush it at work
-marry an honest woman (with a good body)
-keep things fresh so you smash like it’s the hooking up phase
-travel the world
-watch good movies
-avoid complainers
-eat healthy (90% of the time)
-call your friends for no reason
-host banger dinner parties
-overpay for good concert tickets
-have monthly movie nights with people who make you belly laugh
-and if you’re ever feeling down remember you’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion miracle - you’re so lucky it’s absurd and you have nothing to lose :)