21jayage

I'm cooler on Instagram. I'm not on Instagram.

[21jayage @jynt_bksh]

Most of my tweets are made to annoy

[banished meg @megsfrompluto]

-listening to Money For Nothing for the first time- yeah man I just don’t think he needed to say it three times

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

first techno song. also the first deep house song. and the first drum and bass track. they invented classical music too. it’s just what it is

[ᴛʜᴜǫ🀄️ @_Thuqn]

The 16 year old kid bagging my groceries asked me how my day was going and I said "can't complain" and he responded "probably wouldn't do any good if you did" and honestly that kid is a straight shooter with upper management potential written all over him.

[The Rizzler @Da_Rizzler419]

I can see him 😭😭

[Kunal @kunal_rye]

Qaf, I fell down today and a shawarma with extra tahini fell into my mouth. Also an apple slice and around 3 litres of water. Should I keep fasting or is it Allah who has fed me?

[Mao Zyndong☭🇵🇸 @Blackhawk_801]

Imagine being 10 beers deep and pulling out the marxboro reds

[James “Chadderall” Cheswick @cranialfissure]

Women love short-form entertainment until my 5’9 friend tries chatting them up

[luca @waynesfury]

this barry lyndon edit alone clears batman begins

[Cosita Rica✨ @galacticbae__]

I’m no longer looking for love, I’m looking for insider information on publicly traded companies.

[Deacon Blues @dribrats77]

Asking the stripper if she wants to listen to Steely Dan with me

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

"is this indica or sativa" no dude this is weed you smoke it and you get high dude

[21jayage @jynt_bksh]

Has anyone done mushrooms in Kodaikanal/ elsewhere in India

[HIDEKI NAGANUMA｜CEO OF FUNKY FRESH BEATS @Hideki_Naganuma]

Just to be clear, I dislike Prime Minister Netanyahu.

[cokane ❄️ @cokanestudio]

imagine naming a league after a dhaba

[Kabootar (Pigeon) @GigaGreNinja]

💪🏻

[sasha @skinnycityy]

i love making people laugh, i feel like this

[La pelota no se mancha @Diego10Querido]

The Odissey (2026), Dir. Christopher Nolan.

[Román @Zmei_Hhsss]

A guy told me one time "don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner"

[21jayage @jynt_bksh]

Wagwan alaykum