Jyotsna Baghel

Whatever

[eppy @epppyyy]

The entire country is asking for the resignation for a single person

[The Lie Lamaa 🏹 @TweetsOfLamaa]

Peak Varun Grover Satire: Make Sonam Wangchuk & Education Minister take a GK exam of 10 points, set by Varun. Highest score wins the argument. Either minister resigns or Wangchuk eats a Paratha !
A witty idea. The only way I see the Education Minister win this test is via a paper leak. 🤓

CJP | NEET | Students Protest | Cockroach Janta Party | Abhijit Dipke

[Jyotsna Baghel @jyotsnooooo]

@dmgbnagar @CeoNoida @PeekTV_in @SamdishBhatia @htTweets @CMOfficeUP @noida_authority @Priyanshi50 @navbhara

[Jyotsna Baghel @jyotsnooooo]

This is sector 78 Noida. Earlier people would huddle around a water tanker in this area, but now, they go down (almost) near the running drain, and fill 'clean' water which is apparently supplying clean water, that pours down the drain. Absolutely shit state of affairs.

[Jyotsna Baghel @jyotsnooooo]

@PunsterX Waah Modi ji. Waah

[Defence Brat @DefenceBrat]

Dear Prime Minister @narendramodi ,

After your advise to stop using cars, Today I decided to walk to my office and sharing some realities with you.

Citizens are not addicted to cars. Most people would happily avoid taking their cars out if cities simply offered three things properly; safe footpaths, protected cycling tracks, and dependable Metro connectivity.

Give us these three basics and I can confidently say private car usage will reduce massively on its own.

But today, the reality is different. Cities like Pune, where public transport demand is exploding, still struggle with incomplete and delayed infrastructure, while Metro projects are inaugurated in places where the urgency and density are comparatively lower like Bhopal or Nagpur for political advantage. Footpaths are encroached upon or broken by your own goons or electric dept. Cycling tracks exist mostly for presentations, events, and photo opportunities instead of daily commuting.

Then citizens are lectured about reducing car usage.

Sir, roads in India are still unsafe for pedestrians and cyclists. Asking people to give up cars without first guaranteeing safety is unfair. A middle class citizen choosing a car today is not choosing luxury; he is choosing survival and, predictability.

If you truly want us to adopt public transport and sustainable mobility, then please first make walking and cycling safe, and then focus on public transport reliable enough that citizens choose it willingly rather than being morally pressured into it.

[Jyotsna Baghel @jyotsnooooo]

@ronsterd89 Skin

[রাজ শেখর @DiscourseDancer]

Abusing Modi Ji for being stupid, lacking foresight, and not planning ahead is easy especially when you don’t know what’s really happening behind the scenes.

So, before making any critical comments please wait for Dhurandhar 3 to find the reason for why it was done.

[Jyotsna Baghel @jyotsnooooo]

@Nher_who The most misunderstood PM.

[Tarun Gautam @TARUNspeakss]

Narendra Modi’s funda is simple:

– If it’s about duty, Indians should do it

– if it’s about responsibility, Nehru did it

– if it’s about credit, Modi did it

[Anuradha Tiwari @talk2anuradha]

My appeal to PM Modi-

In order to save petrol & diesel, please make it mandatory for bureaucrats, MLAs & MPs to use public buses and metro instead of large convoys.

It will also be a good opportunity for them to experience world-class infrastructure they are building for us.

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

I want to live in a world where the bombs fall on pedophiles, not children.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

[V.I.V.E.K @vivek_1052]

War happens anywhere in the world*

India's stand

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Every day waking up to the news in 2026

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

"Your attack on Iran is working. No one is talking about you raping children."

[Yanger Longkumer @YangerINC]

Gotta admit Modiji's stature has gone up a lot in the last few days.

Earlier only Indians used to mock him, now the whole world's mocking him.

[kev joon @never_oppressed]

It doesn’t matter whether Khamenei is dead or not. What matters is how insane it is to live in an era where one country can assassinate the heads of other states with total international impunity. The fact that this precedent is now fully normalized is fucking nuts.

[Jyotsna Baghel @jyotsnooooo]

Went to a doc (pulmonologist) and he strictly adviced using ionizers. I was on observation and on medications for a week. Just because there's some new tech in town, and it has great reviews, that doesn't make any product /tech free from any harm. (2/2)

[Jyotsna Baghel @jyotsnooooo]

PSA: used @atovio_in wearable air purifier with pebble technology. That shit gave me intense chest pain within seconds of using it. They use ion technology which releases a million negative ions in a second which you're directly inhaling. (1/2) Contd...