Banana Enjoyer

now a lame 20 something who works too much 🥑🌐

[Matt Herdman @MattHerdman]

Europe: “America has no soccer culture”

America: *does a wildly corrupt thing with the president of fifa*

Europe: no not like that

[Banana Enjoyer @jz_longlastname]

@Lib_Development Microwave scramble egg

[Alex Armlovich @aarmlovi]

Abundance doesn't mean "centrism"

Abundance vs. degrowth is perpendicular to left vs right!

Zohran & Nithya: Abundance Left
NJR & Kate Willett: Degrowth Left

Auchincloss: Abundance mod
Karen Bass: Degrowth mod

MT legislature: Abundance Right
NY Assembly: Degrowth Right

[pnorm @paleonormie]

lmao the Serb hates us for not letting them genocide so much that they’re rooting for the guys they tried to genocide

[Joe Cohen @CohenSite]

SB 79 goes into effect on Wednesday.

Here’s what you can build in the City of Los Angeles
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[🌮LA New Liberals 🌐 @LANewLiberals]

Friends, tremendous news: this morning, LA City Council unanimously approved the development at 4th and Central. Once completed, this project will deliver 1,500 new homes near Little Tokyo. This is exciting both for DTLA and the entire city. Let's keep building Los Angeles!

[Banana Enjoyer @jz_longlastname]

@SEAsheltie @GrantrGregory @LoganDobson But those were always present and increasing before 09 so I feel like it’s a very incomplete explanation

[Banana Enjoyer @jz_longlastname]

@SEAsheltie @GrantrGregory @LoganDobson But the US SUV adoption predates the upturn, and European cars have also tracked with vehicular size increases in the same period

[clara the urbanist @SlopHq]

people share the "one chatgpt query = a bottle of water" stat like it's hiroshima. your hamburger was 660 gallons. not one person posting the water bottle stat has ever looked up what alfalfa is doing to the colorado river

[Banana Enjoyer @jz_longlastname]

@eigenvibes @Nozza_ Epic movie lol

[Banana Enjoyer @jz_longlastname]

Arby’s is criminally underrated

[Rowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙️🦣🇵🇸 @rowanfornow]

The way we talk about traffic crime is so funny. Imagine if a firm polled convicted thieves on whether they approved of security cameras lol

[Wyatt @wyattmetzger99]

As someone who missed the Will Smith slap live, this was the wildest live TV moment I’ve ever seen. RIP to whoever just lost their job #Survivor50

[🌮LA New Liberals 🌐 @LANewLiberals]

Friends, it’s official: it’s our pleasure to formally endorse @MattMahanSJ to be the next Governor of California. In so many ways Mayor Mahan is a ready-made New Liberal candidate and embodies where we hope the state and the Democratic Party are headed. We’re with you, Matt!

[Jim Cunneen @Cunneenmachine]

Mahan on the move.

[Ave 😶‍🌫️ @drivethrulotto]

Bill Cosby gonna die of old age someday and the dumbest person you can't even fathom right now is gonna say some shit like “the Jews killed him because he was going to expose the truth”

[Rachel Moiselle @RachelMoiselle]

Two British Jews were just stabbed in a terror attack and this is your response to a British man expressing support for British Jews with a thoughtful thread that doesn’t mention Israel once?

Are you OK? Rhetorical question.

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

Democrats could try picking a young candidate who has a solid record of running a big city https://t.co/GaFQoqarYw

[Supercross LIVE! @SupercrossLIVE]

COLE DAVIES WINS IN PHILLY AND BECOMES YOUR 250SX EAST CHAMPION! 🏆

#SupercrossLIVE #SMX #Yamaha

[Banana Enjoyer @jz_longlastname]

@wong_guey @moseskagan ^^^