JZ

Master of all trades. Jack of none. #vikings

[JZ @jzingz]

Kuzma saw LeBron remaking Space Jam and decided to remake A Goofy Movie

[Tom Crean @TomCrean]

Just an absolute JOKE @anthonyedwards didn’t get a waver to be eligible for @NBA honors this year. Anthony epitomizes WANTING to play. Doing what it takes to play. He doesn’t take “personal “ days. He shows up. He brings it. He missed some for injury. He didn’t miss 4 convenience

[JZ @jzingz]

@adukeMN @tschreier3 🥺❤️

[NBA Base @TheNBABase]

“I highly, highly doubt LeBron would want to finish out his playing days in Minnesota, but let me assure him that we have better hotels here than they have in Memphis.

Other than the weather, the basketball situation makes a ton of sense. He could play with a young star in Anthony Edwards, whom he really enjoys, and would be surrounded by great defenders who could take the pressure off him on that end. Meanwhile, he would immediately address one of the biggest weaknesses the Timberwolves have by installing one of the smartest players to ever play with a group that often struggles with decision-making. Plus, the traffic is so much lighter in the Twin Cities than in L.A. or the Bay Area!

So c’mon, Bron; pull a couple of those Cleveland coats out of storage and give yourself one more real chance in Minnesota.”

- @JonKrawczynski

[JZ @jzingz]

@JanikEckardt @alec_lewis Damn, maybe the UDFA we signed a couple weeks after the draft won’t work out

[JZ @jzingz]

@tlschwerz I like him Addison’s never even had a thousand yards in a season. Go watch Cris Carter highlights.

[JZ @jzingz]

@tlschwerz Delete this…

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Palm Beach International Airport is now officially renamed to Donald J. Trump International Airport.

The airport will be required to purchase official Trump merchandise, directly violating the Emoluments Clause of the Constitution.

[JZ @jzingz]

Beyoncé paying homage to Bones Hyland at the MET Gala

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Whoa.... Devin Booker just WENT OFF on the NBA refs right now in the post game press conference:

"It's definitely something that has to be looked at. I heard (Alex) Caruso tell them to call the tech and he ended up doing it. In my 11 years, I haven't called a ref out by name, but James (Williams) was terrible tonight, through and through. It's bad for the sport, bad for the integrity of the sport. People are going to start viewing this as the WWE if they're not held responsible."

"I know I haven't won a championship in this league but I have been in it for 11 years now, so to get to this point to be treated like that, for me to even be saying something out loud, it's bad. It's my first time in 11 years but it's needed. Whatever, I get fined for it, everybody can pull the clips and see where the frustration comes from."

[JZ @jzingz]

@AlanMcCaulley @tlschwerz 45-23 record in his tenure, but he’s for sure worse than the GM of the 0-16 lions and browns

[JZ @jzingz]

@VikesCentral Let me get this straight—we’re frustrated about having an injury prone QB, so we want to trade 5 first round picks for… Joe Burrow?

[JZ @jzingz]

@L0ngJohnson @Tennesota @thorku Dog, he finished a game on a torn meniscus last year

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

[JZ @jzingz]

@MadCityViking Keep in mind it’s smoke screen szn

[JZ @jzingz]

@UKSkol @cmaek09 Every job is easy if you make someone else do it.

[JZ @jzingz]

Imagine voting for the anti-milkshake party

[Acyn @Acyn]

Watters: I have rules for men. Like you don't eat soup in public. You don't cross your legs. And you don't drink from a straw. His excuse was I was drinking a milk shake. Again, you shouldn't be drinking a milk shake. Milk shakes are for kids.

[JZ @jzingz]

Twitter’s so fun now, thanks Elon

[JZ @jzingz]

So much of free agency “reporting” is basic cause and effect analysis.

“If the Vikings commit to Sam Darnold that would make them less likely to commit to JJ McCarthy.”

Well, yeah, obviously.

[The Purple Persuasion @TPPSkol]

Buckle up… steam is building within @Raiders insiders that the @Vikings may listen to offers for J.J. McCarthy if they sign Sam Darnold to a multi-year deal 😳

(Via: @HondoCarpenter on @RaidersBeat)

[Myron Medcalf @MedcalfByESPN]

Hey fellas. I’m not trying to be a life coach but I will say this: Let’s normalize genuine apologies. Because that’s what should have happened here. Draymond stepped way over the line about KAT. But he seems incapable of revealing anything that might look like remorse or empathy.