¿ Mallory Goose ?

Grass Roots Anti-Geese Activist. University of Waterloo Student. Mallard.

[¿ Mallory Goose ? @k1a95]

@josethegoose They told me I could become anyone I wanted, so I became Norm Kelly

[¿ Mallory Goose ? @k1a95]

Kind of sad i didnt get any superpowers... other than the power to love all beings equally #spreadthelove #iamagoose

[¿ Mallory Goose ? @k1a95]

I will not be participating in any further Anti-Goose activism, and shall remain a goose for the rest of m days #iamagoose #goosepocallypse

[¿ Mallory Goose ? @k1a95]

I know I have been away for a while, I needed some time to adjust to my new found identity as a goose #Iamagoose

[Mew Issa @mumtahina_issa]

@k1a95 OMG!! @h2olo2 LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE! #Goosepocalypse

[¿ Mallory Goose ? @k1a95]

it's time for me to come clean... the repellent has turned me into the very thing i was trying to destroy...a goose #maybeiamagoose

[¿ Mallory Goose ? @k1a95]

Thanks for the info! https://t.co/VwDnJSz1Z8

[¿ Mallory Goose ? @k1a95]

#iamnotagoose

[¿ Mallory Goose ? @k1a95]

since my earlier photo I have begun to lose my empowered and sophisticated quack, it is now turning into something similar to a goose! #wtf

[¿ Mallory Goose ? @k1a95]

The nozzle on my spray can was flipped and i sprayed myself instead of the goose...repellent is hardly webbed feet friendly!#Goosepocalypse

[¿ Mallory Goose ? @k1a95]

@anniesque_ @h2olo2 then spray him with the goose repellent and turn him ugly too! #longlivetherepellent #UWaterloo #Goosepocalypse

[¿ Mallory Goose ? @k1a95]

@Dr_Jamie_Moreau @h2olo2 what are the treatments for dealing with non-human species...I may need to come in for a visit

[¿ Mallory Goose ? @k1a95]

@anniesque_ @h2olo2 my advice: ditch the dude, find someone who loves you for more than just your looks #InternationalWomensDay

[¿ Mallory Goose ? @k1a95]

Took my photo today, very odd discoloration... must be the weird looking meal worms i ate... #longlivetherepellent

[¿ Mallory Goose ? @k1a95]

@DonaldTDuck95 @burrlauren I can agree that the plans to implement a wall will be on the dime of the Geese. #Goosepocalypse #iamnotagoose

[¿ Mallory Goose ? @k1a95]

right? Not sure if i need to book an appointment with the vet? might be time for a checkup. https://t.co/QEjc2xF6x3

[¿ Mallory Goose ? @k1a95]

noticing some strange changes to my plumage... hopefully this isnt puberty pt.2.... #sostrange #iamnotagoose

[University of Waterloo @UWaterloo]

Today is International Women's Day. Join #UWaterloo in our effort to make progress happen: https://t.co/rxmlkv6QbF #uwcommunity #IWD @UWFeds

[¿ Mallory Goose ? @k1a95]

sorry if i've been MIA all morning.... woke up feeling a little funky...

[¿ Mallory Goose ? @k1a95]

Safe to say that the new goose repellent is 100% Mallard friendly #h2olo2 #Goosepocalypse