Kim Twitt

I can pay you in blocks *PELVIC FLOOR IS EVERYTHING*

[Kim Twitt @k1mtw1tt]

She doesn’t work AT the grocery store. She works IN the grocery store.

[Kim Twitt @k1mtw1tt]

The type of cleavage depends on the amount of yolk in the eggs

[Kim Twitt @k1mtw1tt]

My dog’s roommate kept barking and that fuckass dude was there and then it was the day of my gig

[Kim Twitt @k1mtw1tt]

Why are you on the jank?

[sleepingbeautyfruit @BigTits78432452]

Right as Rain

[Kim Twitt @k1mtw1tt]

I know him. He gets drunk and sings sea shanties

[Kim Twitt @k1mtw1tt]

You’re doing a cool guy pose and he’s smiling at you lovingly

[Kim Twitt @k1mtw1tt]

Aw it’s virtuous

[Kim Twitt @k1mtw1tt]

Use the beating of your heart as a metronome

[Kim Twitt @k1mtw1tt]

With all the other devastators of our land

[Kim Twitt @k1mtw1tt]

Niche Ramona joke

[Kim Twitt @k1mtw1tt]

Everything sounds really onomatopoeia-ic

[Kim Twitt @k1mtw1tt]

How do you say a big basket of penis in your language

[Kim Twitt @k1mtw1tt]

Why do you have a Mickey Mouse credit card

[Kim Twitt @k1mtw1tt]

There was a kid who used to jerk off in bible class

[Kim Twitt @k1mtw1tt]

You guys remind of drake and that emo girl

[Kim Twitt @k1mtw1tt]

I redownloaded twitter and the notifications were instant

[Kim Twitt @k1mtw1tt]

Hi have a smoothie and some creamed corn!

[Kim Twitt @k1mtw1tt]

I’ll fire my feminidiot when you fire your himbecile

[Kim Twitt @k1mtw1tt]

Damn I bet the polymarket chat is going off

[Kim Twitt @k1mtw1tt]

How is depression even a thing