I AM. 🇺🇸✝️

dis God's country; baptized in holy water /

[I AM. 🇺🇸✝️ @k33pm3lov3ly]

it’s because they’re racist; i heard: #Jestermaxxing

[ledatherockband @lda_trb]

@userr1593 Barely fluent is generous. The most “Mexican” Mexican-Americans I know have atrocious Spanish and are dating, engaged to, or married to white people.

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

You have no choice but to save the United States. There is literally nowhere left to go. This is it. The last bastion. The Alamo. Last stop Saloon. If the US completely falls, it's checkmate Earth. There's nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, you can't opt out. There is no Shire.

[the weezo hunter 🇷🇴🇺🇸 @Kurisu__52]

Ask a child to give away 30% of his toys and see how "left-wing" they really are.

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

Anyone asking “Why a flying car?” has lost the plot.

The only answer to any innovation should be “Because we could.” No one knows what will come of this stuff, only that it will become useful beyond our imaginations.

If we asked “Why?” every time we’d still be in the Stone Age.

[Nacho @IatNacho]

Es fundamental que empiecen a entender la relación DIRECTA que hay entre estas dos fotos

[GamesNosh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @GamesNosh]

Some of the artwork that burned up last night, completely irreplaceable. https://t.co/gEbxd847ZH

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

Trump legitimately had under any NFL measurable statistics one of the most successful first terms in modern American history... until COVID.

[Shezi @__Shezi]

You can tell he likes her

[J.P. Picard @Macro_Harder]

People who are not familiar with Latin culture think it's related to age, but here is what is actually happening

On your 15th birthday(quinceañera) La Lechuza (owl witch) comes in the night to steal your youth, and if your soul is pure she lets you pass, if she sees darkenss, she goes to Tata Duende, dueño de casa (king of the short, bearded mischievous goblin spirits guarding the house) and asks for permission to take her youth.

Tata seeing the darkenss agrees but on one condition, you have time to purge the darkness. she casts a spell on you that steals your youth. However she is a fair witch and has agreed to give you time to become good so she casts the spell so that it doesn't efect you until you have eaten your 1 millionth bean. This happens the moment you swallow it and can be completely avoided by eating less or no beans.

The moral of the story is eating 1 million beans makes you fat.

[Nayib Bukele @nayibbukele]

Controlled demolition.

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

Did you guys hear about Shane Gillis telling a joke on SNL?

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

"Excuse me, sir, this venue is not for your kind of comedy. It's reserved for our kind of comedy only."

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

"JK Rowling funds trans genocide"

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

Oregon is totally going to prosecute him.

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

Maybe they just needed school supplies?

[Marc @Marcstout2]

@redsteeze When the repubs do what they do, it’s fascism.

[Kalina Ann🍆 @KalinaAnnGG]

Ni una sola bandera de Francia en las "protestas" "estudiantiles". Solo banderas de entidades islámicas.