everybody

1+1|GENIUS|

[Alasdair Gold @AlasdairGold]

As Omar Marmoush is on loan, his work permit carries over to Spurs, which should mean he's available to make his debut against Newcastle on Saturday. The Egyptian has scored more goals against them than any other club in his career so far.

[Raymond Kahuma @KahumaRaymond]

Surprising an empty restaurant in Kenya with 50 customers

[Bevalyne Kwamboka @bevalynekwambo3]

If you're the boda guy (branded bolt) carrying eggs amekua a head of our boda hapo waiyaki way karibu mwisho wa expressway a matatu imekuhit na ikarun ni KCR 082A imeenda kupark huko mwisho.

[B. @InvertTheWing]

Bergvall, I love you brother.

But it may be time to sacrifice you for Morgan Gibbs White.

James Maddison cannot be relied upon fitness wise. Matchweek 1, and he is out for potentially a lengthy time.

Gibbs White can play the 10, 8, 6. Time for him.

[Patrick Maweu @patrick_maweu]

This is AIC Ziwani youth going for their annual hike in Kathendeini Forest. Sisi sio goons😂. I can afford all the details required and the authorities are very much aware.
@SuperMetro_Ke

[Chess.com @chesscom]

Did you know: @GMHikaru has made 10,570 BRILLIANT moves on https://t.co/65xLBvrmQ7 🤯

Name a player and we'll reply with how many they've played 👇

[LuCy🌸🍒•° @Nyarchi3f]

Birth control in your early twenties so a man can comfortably cum inside you is crazy

[Ms Rose’s Grandson. @GMONEYizME]

It’s only Hull City!!!!!

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

Prostitution and having multiple sexual partners is incredibly damaging to your psyche. For starters, you progressively lose the ability to pair bond with one person since you become desensitised. Ever seen the 1,000 yard stare on prostitutes? Yeah. That's one effect.

[رويدا🍉 @RuwethaAbdi]

The As’habul Quran Dawrah held in masjid Salam was so beneficial, and the recitations was giving ramadhan🥹 May Allah make us among the people of the Quran. Allahuma ameen🥹❤️

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Run it back to when FC Köln manager Steffen Baumgart had to watch his team from home because he had COVID.

This was incredible footage, thank-you to his daughter for filming him. ❤️😂

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

Why is it that in most cities in the world, the west side residents tend to be wealthier than those on the east side?
Nairobi, London, Paris, Washington D.C., Vancouver, Montreal, Manchester, Glasgow, Bristol, Helsinki...

Urban planners,must the poor see the sun first?

[indykaila News @indykaila]

According to sources, family & friends are deeply concerned about Julián Álvarez 😟💔

His heart is set on Barcelona… & the weight of that dream is consuming him

𝐇𝐞’𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐬 🍽️😔

They just want his wishes to finally come true✨

[indykaila News @indykaila]

Remember everyone, @David_Ornstein is the 🐐. When he speaks, we listen…

One day we love that he works for us ❤️

Personal terms? Petty. Irrelevant. Obliterated by the sheer force of his greatness.

[B. @InvertTheWing]

9s: Marmoush / Richarlison
LW: Gakpo / Savinho / Tel
RW: Kudus / Savinho / Odobert

10s: Maddison / Xavi / Gallagher
8s: Tonali / Gallagher (box crasher profile) / Bergvall / Gray
6s: Fernandes / Bentancur / Bergvall / Gray

LCB: Van De Ven / Senesi
LB: Udogie / Robertson / Souza
RCB: Van Hecke / Danso / Byfield
RB: Porro / Gray

Squad depth looking good. Need a right back though. Ideally one that can fill out as RCB if need be.

[everybody @k3tatu]

@livescore You forgot gakpo

[Bevalyne Kwamboka @bevalynekwambo3]

Last year around this time, I had received my law school admission letter, paid half my semester fees, and was genuinely happy, looking forward to starting. Then I told some “friends” and the comments started: “Unarudi shule aje?” “Si uweke biz?”

That’s when I realised this was my journey, not theirs. I stopped seeking third-party opinions.
Next week, we start Year Two, and looking back, going back to school was one of the best decisions I’ve made.💃
#OwnYourMove

[St.Paul's University @SPUKenya]

Heha movers, can we have her here by Monday 31st? @Hehamovers_ltd

#SeptemberIntakeisOngoing