Katherine Mead

life is hard, right? WRONG. life is EASY! YOU suck. @_elstone is the love of my life. private: @katisprivate

[Katherine Mead @k4tapult]

i fucking hate relationships. my personality always puts people off eventually and it just hurts

[Katherine Mead @k4tapult]

"thanks for telling me off and also for helping me out" i have just found my signature blend

[Katherine Mead @k4tapult]

when will i find the jake to my charles boyle

[hatti @HattiRex]

I’ve been to the Tier 3000, not much has changed but we live underwater

[Katherine Mead @k4tapult]

i really wish my order hadn't been 3 bottles of cheap wine and nothing else now

[Katherine Mead @k4tapult]

ordered on deliveroo and the driver recognised me because we had an argument when i was running shift at kfc

[A bear @A_single_bear]

Is there a difference between “need” and “want” when it comes to naps? I am a bear.

[Katherine Mead @k4tapult]

why did my morning meeting start with my boss saying "everyone open whatsapp i found this video of a guy wanking on zoom" and then waiting 5 minutes and asking us all if we'd watched it

[𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐖 @bethan_kershaw1]

Anyone else a pure emotional rollercoaster in this lockdown bubble? One min am living me absolute best life dancing while making cheese cakes the next am sat on the floor crying. Watsss gan onnnn

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

My Quarantine Routine

I just wanted to share what works for me. This is just to give me structure and a sense of stability

9 am - 2 am: wake up & stare at my phone

[Katherine Mead @k4tapult]

My birthday: COVID-19 quarantine edition

[Dylan Wheeler @DylanWheeler_]

The perfect quarantine schedule,

4:00 - Wallow in self pity
4:30 - Stare into the abyss
5:00 - Solve world hunger (tell no one)
5:30 - Jazzercise
6:30 - Dinner with me (I cant cancel that again)
7:00 - Wrestle with my self loathing

[Katherine Mead @k4tapult]

spilled a whole cup of cold water over me and then someone walked into the bathroom while i was drying my crotch using the hand dryer :))))

[Katherine Mead @k4tapult]

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[Katherine Mead @k4tapult]

how do people have the patience to be nice and friendly all the time? sometimes when i blink i dont even know if i have the energy to open my eyes again

[Katherine Mead @k4tapult]

@KFC_UKI hi, why is the spicy rice not vegan?