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fugly retweets

[SCARYSPONGE! @SussedSponge]

me because i've got a loving heart and a whimsical nature

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

haaate that couch sleepy does not transter to bed sleepy….....

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Stopping for gas on the way home from work feels like getting shot at

[ro ⭐️ @thiinwrists]

hey sorry i didn’t respond for 3 days i was like really fucking fat

[Frontierism @frontierism]

I know there’s a correlation between Magic Tree House books and IQ I just can’t prove it

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

how did those alcoholic bitches in college stay so skinny i’ve been on a 3 week bender and i feel like jillian michaels would actually chinese water torture me for what i look like naked rn

[seiya @systole_]

every spring it feels like i’m living life again for the first time

[GFP @glutenfreeperc]

Sometimes this is exactly how it feels to be in the TSA line when they’re yelling out the new rules for the day

[THE REAL SPILL ౨ৎ @baddie1ations]

i don’t even think an NDA could get me to stfu honestly.

[autumn @meanvenusian]

white people be like my dogs getting his braces off today

[miri @mishtimere]

if you're a slow walker just stay home like i can't deal with your sauntering and
meandering. Do it in a field not in the middle of Walmart

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Me: Ughhh someone just sent me an email

My nurse friends: my patient died today

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

She's 86.
Has been in Congress for 37 years.
Made over $200 million while in office
Filed to run for re-election in 2026.

[little special™ @dollbunyan]

took a nap that was NOT healing and just made me feel like roadkill instead

[latke @latkedelrey]

did any of you read this book when you were very little. it was one of my favorites

[💡 @crystalbaee1]

Mean as hell trynna be a nurse, baby they need you at TSA.