Kate Staley

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[Kate Staley @k8stales]

mariah carey is a perfect representation of 2016.

[Norm Kelly @norm]

18 days until 2016 ends.

[Norm Kelly @norm]

If your friends tell you it's too cold for ice cream, they are not your friends.

[Kate Staley @k8stales]

it's that time of the year where the only thing my voice controlled remote hears is "Hallmark" 🎅🏼💁🏻

[Kate Staley @k8stales]

at least i decorated for christmas today so there's some happiness left in my heart ❤️💚

[Kate Staley @k8stales]

he just had to go for that 2 point conversion didn't he. so annoyeddddd

[Kate Staley @k8stales]

@Project__Pat @DezBryant he is killing my fantasy team!

[Kate Staley @k8stales]

this. is. insanity. https://t.co/2hZu1j5Qo0

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Wow—Today's @nytimes features a 2-page spread of all the people, places & things Trump has insulted on Twitter since declaring his candidacy

[Kate Staley @k8stales]

if being a homeowner means running around your house trying to find the source of that annoying "low battery" beep then 🔥this place downnnn

[Kate Staley @k8stales]

if i had to name one thing i'm really, really good at.. it would be picking the longest line at the grocery store.

[Kate Staley @k8stales]

me everyday: I'm so tiredddd wah
me every night: ok two more ep of shameless and I can still get ~4 hours of sleep tonight

[Kate Staley @k8stales]

clearly September 7th is not my best day

[Kate Staley @k8stales]

@andrewmdooley just one more emoji would have done the trick

[Kate Staley @k8stales]

@S_Giannetti what websites have you been to lately where you were buying stuff?

[Kate Staley @k8stales]

my brother made a funny. but really, I can't ever decide what to eat.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

*extremely dad voice*

i hate the pokeman

[Kate Staley @k8stales]

@S_Giannetti where oh where are you going?!

[Kate Staley @k8stales]

still my favorite tweet ever @robdelaney