K VanderLinden

I'm as unpredictable as a shart and a Big-ole-nerd who delightfully laughs at all the wrong things. ♥️Nothing I tweet reflects my actual opinion. Potenially.

[K VanderLinden @kVanderlady]

@alicialutes Will they let him win after that??

[K VanderLinden @kVanderlady]

@Avis so now my mom is waiting at the airport for me to pick up 45 mins.

[K VanderLinden @kVanderlady]

@Avis who told me to come later than my 12 noon reservation because they were going to be at lunch. They don’t now have a car for me and won’t honor the price at another location.

[Tye Winters, DO @tmswDO]

We're not asking for you to shoot them like you shoot us.
We're asking you to NOT shoot us like you don't shoot them.

[K VanderLinden @kVanderlady]

@Ask_Spectrum I have been having outage issues almost daily and right now I have to be on a meeting and once again, the internet is out. Can someone please help us? This has been happen for 2 weeks.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

ROSEANNE: [Shrieks anthem, grabs crotch and spits.]
Republicans: This is free speech!

KAEPERNICK: [Quietly takes a knee to protest the killing of innocents.]
Republicans: The anthem is sacred!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

"I just signed your death warrant."

Watch Judge Rosemarie Aquilinia hand down her sentence to Larry Nassar.

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

If Barack Obama used the word shithole publicly in describing any country, he would have immediately faced an impeachment hearing the next day. Why have we allowed ourselves to settle for this insanity? This cannot and should not be accepted as normal. GOP, when is it too much?

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Today is #December1st. That means we all need to ask again: Why does Jared Kushner still have a security clearance?

Also, the first 11 words of the below @Newsweek article are devastating: "Jared Kushner is a security risk embedded in the West Wing." https://t.co/1CVa6mZ90m

[K VanderLinden @kVanderlady]

@LindsHollister I really know you.

[K VanderLinden @kVanderlady]

@LindsHollister Then I know you.

[K VanderLinden @kVanderlady]

@LindsHollister Is it inflatable? If it is, I can’t know you.

[K VanderLinden @kVanderlady]

@SiftWallet it says to get the refund you need to capture more purchase info from me. Where do I submit that? No where I see on the app?

[Paul Rust @paulrust]

The president of our country has the word "real" attached to his name on Twitter.

[K VanderLinden @kVanderlady]

Btw "hardworking citizens" only mean "middle to upper class white folk" in his book. Excuse me, I mean "white MEN" #youreAFUCKINGMONSTER https://t.co/vbmQv8f6qP

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I look forward to working w/ D's + R's in Congress to address immigration reform in a way that puts hardworking citizens of our country 1st.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Brought by parents, these children had no choice in coming here. Now they'll be sent to countries they've never known. Cruel. Not America.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Close your eyes. Open a telephone directory. Point at the page. Open your eyes. That's the name of the person who could do better than this. https://t.co/Zd3Feox1Gz

[K VanderLinden @kVanderlady]

This is my only form of social media currently. I'm nvr on here. I can see, Ann Coulter is almost as insane as Donald trump. Vile witch. https://t.co/k8ajAl9Poc

[Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter]

I don't believe Hurricane Harvey is God's punishment for Houston electing a lesbian mayor. But that is more credible than "climate change." https://t.co/K7d7mopY5Q

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Find someone who speaks to your heart. Someone who understands you & all of your beautiful complexities.

So thankful I found John Mayer.