Kitchen Connoisseur

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[Kitchen Connoisseur @k_Mixxie]

About today
Weekly meal preps.
RT widely

[ẸWA🧚‍♀️🩷 @Ewatomishowdyyy]

Yes,but it’s mostly quickies.
Hack:wear a short dress with a thong or no panties,go for a movie that people will not watch and very late at night.
Sit at the very dark corner and just sit on it while y’all at it😘.

[Misandry Olympian 🐝🤠 @Zoemkoena]

One thing life has taught me is, your morals in most cases, are determined by circumstance. You will absolutely find yourself in a position you once judged

[Intrepid Deviant @estrendat]

They want to re tender the project to a PPP so that they can eat. Japanese loans are the cheapest on the planet

0.1% interest yes you read that right. 0.1%

12 year grace period

With a 30 year repayment period and a 6B grant.

What is this better deal they have?

[I may have @QuincyWandera]

Your problem isn't that Sifuna is beyond scrutiny. Your problem is that you seem far more invested in dismantling his credibility than in interrogating the people whose conduct made his courage necessary in the first place. You have wrapped political resentment in the language of intellectual sophistication and somehow convinced yourself that insinuation is an argument.

Let's get something straight. Nobody is asking Sifuna to be above accountability. But accountability is not a licence to launder unsubstantiated allegations into character assassination. You have accusations, not evidence; allegations, not findings; and innuendo masquerading as intellectual inquiry.

You even concede that the allegations have not been proven, yet somehow devote an entire essay to ensuring we walk away with the impression that Sifuna is morally compromised. That's not scrutiny. That's prosecution by insinuation.

On 25 June 2024, when young Kenyans were staring down the barrels of guns, Sifuna didn't retreat into the safety of philosophical reflections about political conduct. He showed up. He stepped between armed police officers and protesters.

That moment was witnessed, documented and etched into the memory of a generation. You cannot manufacture that kind of courage, just as you cannot erase it with a carefully worded Facebook essay.

And yes, one courageous moment does not confer lifetime immunity. But equally, an unproven accusation does not confer a lifetime stain. Why is that distinction so difficult for you?

You speak of the totality of a politician's public conduct. Fair enough. Then let's examine the totality of yours: the selective indignation, the conspicuous silence about those who brutalised young Kenyans, and the sudden enthusiasm for moral interrogation when the subject happens to be Sifuna.

You don't have to admire the man. You don't have to agree with his politics. But at least have the intellectual honesty to distinguish between holding someone accountable and trying to manufacture suspicion around them.

And here's the irony: Sifuna stood between bullets and young Kenyans. You have written several paragraphs standing between an unproven allegation and the presumption of innocence. One required courage. The other requires a thesaurus.

Ndio, #MimiNiSifuna Ni hayo tu kwa sasa.

[MERCHANT 1 @merchant_012]

Sisi ndo wahenga wa 2080 na hakuna msemo hata moja tumetoa?frauds😂

[Wayne, Jehovah Witnessing Wins! @21_Wizards]

Unalea mtoto vizuri; he's hitting all milestones vizuri, then at month 5 anapata 1 second-3 second convulsions, Unaenda kwa paediatrician you pay 3k; She says it's an emergency and you need to book a Neurologist for 4k, you do it. The Neurologist sends you to do an EEG-

[Stephen Musyoka @smusyoka]

Here’s a little hack for your lamb ribs: Chop some onions and fresh parsley or coriander and mix with olive oil. When the ribs are almost ready to serve, toss them in the mixture, wrap in foil and let them cook for another 10 minutes.

The aroma, the taste… 👌🏾🤌🏾

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

The real tragedy of living in a third-world country is that you can do everything right and still struggle because the environment is designed to make ordinary things unnecessarily difficult.

[Kipkalya Kones @MrKipkalya]

Sifuna: We will run a country governed by the rule of law.

Ruto: Huna akili. Which country is run like that?

Sifuna: A 12-floor block makes no sense in a village set up where lifestyles are rural and chickens and other domestic animals dwell side by side with people. Besides, these houses have no social amenities.

Ruto: Wewe ni fala baanaa!

Sifuna: We will scrap the Housing Levy, seal wastage in government, block State House from consuming billions in mandazi and draw a balanced budget within 15 months, so that we return money to the pockets of ordinary citizens.

Ruto: Mr Empty! Mr Shiny things! Mr 40!

Sifuna: I swear to you that I will never send the police to kill your children! If you build beautiful roads and magnificent stadia, how do they benefit Rex Masai and Albert Ojwang, whom you have murdered in cold blood? We must build these shiny things in a just, free and democratic atmosphere where all countrymen can enjoy them ALIVE.

Ruto: Wewe Mr Extortionist! Governors wanakulilia!

Sifuna: OK, so can these alleged Governors now come forward and make the accusations themselves?

Ruto: Abujubujubuju!

Sifuna: The success of SHA can not be measured by the number of people registered on it, but by the quality of services it offers and availability of these services to the most vulnerable.

Ruto: Umetumwa na sponsor! Uko down! Uko down banaa!

Sifuna: If you are distributing employment letters to your friends at State House, the rest of the country that you have marginalised has a legitimate responsibility to send you home and install a government that will accord EQUITABLE opportunities to all and reset the nation away from your kleptocracy.

Ruto: This can't be you speaking! It must be Uhuru Kenyatta!

Previously on this show, Ruto had incessantly said "Sifuna hana agenda". But as we can see, Sifuna actually drops snippets of his governance agenda and policy positions daily, while Ruto rants angrily, shouts on the microphone and sounds like a broken 1982 Sanyo Cassette player.

Ruto ako down kama mchanga ya kaburi.

[Nora @nora_mindnotes]

I promise you, there are people you haven't met yet who will make you understand why certain connections had to end. Better chemistry, deeper intimacy, more honest love. Don't let what you lost convince you that you've seen the best life has to offer.

[Kitchen Connoisseur @k_Mixxie]

@itsDarkish @droid254 There’s always that one tweet that details the human experience no matter where you are 🤣

[Intrepid Deviant @estrendat]

Pale ADC Kenyan Microsoft employees have seen bad things. Engineering fellas wamepatana na message wakifungua beer alchemist

[Rex @T_Rex_1148]

Ama mpesa watoe transaction cost waweke ads

[𝕯𝖞𝖑𝖆𝖓™ @Dylanszn01]

I’ve just heard a woman call the man she was arguing with a “cognitive minimalist” and I’m not sure the English language has anything left to give after that.

[Ory Okolloh-Mwangi @kenyanpundit]

Affordable Protein should be a key topic at the Agriculture Summit. We are letting Kenyan children down and setting them up for life long being behind on many markets including brain development and height. Many especially urban poor are surviving on carbs like chips mwitu.

[Sash✨ @Vibewithsashaaa]

If I’m dating my age mate i don’t even expect you to be monied,just afford yourself like I can afford myself .
But serve me looks,uuuwii kaaa vizuri mpaka maadui wangu washangae😂😂
Gimme me something love 🥹.
Hatuwezi kosa pesa na tukose kukaa vizuri 😂😂

[Ory Okolloh-Mwangi @kenyanpundit]

Are there any policy papers out there on how to address the animal protein deficit (due to affordability etc) in Kenya? Looking for specifics not high level “address cost of input” - how and budget implications of ideal

[MICHAEL SCOFIELD @manjaymoh254]

Get your country a name first. We can't be beefing with a compass direction to Atlantic ocean

[Blue Ivy’s Sunglasses @KingLouie8th]

I was reading a post on threads from someone who was trying to understand the benefit of marriage in today’s time.

One of the replies suggested that marriage gives love a structure meant to outlive emotion, and I’ve been thinking about that all day.

[Muad'Dib @SirMwangala]

Kuna yule alipikiwa wakaeka mchele kwa food akadoze siku mbili, kuamka keja imebebwa kila kitu akaamua akule kwanza before aende police station akadoze siku mbili tena https://t.co/FnCkFmb3Ai