Kelly

I love breakfast tacos

[Kelly @K_DoesHerThing]

When it comes to fight or flight, I choose paralysis.

[Kelly @K_DoesHerThing]

And honestly, who wouldn’t want a tunnel that leads to gelato?

[Paul Rigney @PaulRRigney]

Someone’s gotta tell this dude that the tunnels underneath the Capitol lead to the library of Congress and the gelato joint in Dirksen

[Kelly @K_DoesHerThing]

#germany

[Kelly @K_DoesHerThing]

I think it’s time we revisit this memory 😂😂

[Kelly @K_DoesHerThing]

In an Uber Pool with my fellow rider and accidentally shut some of my hair into the car door. Embarrassed, I chose to play it cool and act like it didn’t happen. I’m now stuck in a 20-30 min car ride unable to really move my head. Yes, I’m an adult. #hair #uber #Embarrassing

[Kelly @K_DoesHerThing]

I’m sorry, did you say prepare a cicada dish???

[DCist @DCist]

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[Kelly @K_DoesHerThing]

@Metrorailinfo Thanks! It’s making a transfer from one line to another line that often gets me. Sometimes it’s just bad timing where my train and the train I need to get on arrive at the same time so I sprint to try to make it. I missed it by about 5 seconds just now 😅

[Kelly @K_DoesHerThing]

Thank you again to my DC metro hero for taking mercy on me and a fellow desperate rider this morning 🙏🏼🙏🏼 y’all are truly the best #dcmetro #wmata @MayorBowser @wmata

[Kelly @K_DoesHerThing]

Thank you to the DC metro hero who took pity on me and reopened the doors after my furious sprint to catch the train just as the doors closed on my face. You are the MVP of my Wednesday 🙏🏼

[Kelly @K_DoesHerThing]

@rjamesolson Absolutely. Many interpretations....

[Kelly @K_DoesHerThing]

Given the book I’m reading right now on the Bush administration’s actions regarding immigration policy in the aftermath of 9/11, this.... is fascinating

[CNN Politics @CNNPolitics]

Former President George W. Bush is calling for bipartisan action on immigration and a restoration of "the people's confidence in an immigration system that serves both our values and our interests" https://t.co/74F8IjaEbB

[Kelly @K_DoesHerThing]

@ThomasM52271153 @UPS @UPSPolicy If you ever get fucked over as a paying customer by a rich company and your only option outside of a lawsuit to get their attention is to tweet at them, I will support you.

[Kelly @K_DoesHerThing]

Hey @UPS @UPSPolicy I paid over $100 on Friday for overnight shipping for some incredibly, life-altering, important paperwork to be delivered ASAP and the tracker says it won’t be delivered til Tuesday??? And I can’t get in touch with a service rep.

[Kelly @K_DoesHerThing]

@UPS @arrival Will they get packages your customers paid overnight shipping for actually delivered within 24 hours? Or will it still be 4+ days?

[Kelly @K_DoesHerThing]

@UPS @arrival Why don't you figure out how to let your customers TALK TO A HUMAN BEING when they call customer service first. @UPS @UPSPolicy

[Kelly @K_DoesHerThing]

Hey @UPS @UPSPolicy I paid $100+ on Friday for overnight shipping on a package that I'm being told won't be delivered until tomorrow. I would've driven to Chicago and back myself to hand deliver this package if I had known that you would completely fail me.

[Kelly @K_DoesHerThing]

@UPS Hi Mary @UPS @UPSPolicy I sent you a DM over an hour ago and still no response. The package MUST BE DELIVERED TO CHICAGO IN THE NEXT 3.5 HOURS. This is absolutely and completely unacceptable. I could've flown to Chicago and delivered the package myself by now

[Kelly @K_DoesHerThing]

@ThomasM52271153 @UPS @UPSPolicy I can tell you’re excited to know this American term but you don’t seem to fully understand how and when to use it. Good luck in the future!

[Kelly @K_DoesHerThing]

@UPS Hi Mary, I just sent a DM with the information you requested and a photo of the receipt. I cannot express how important it is that the package is delivered today. This is not a birthday card - this is someone’s life at stake.

[Kelly @K_DoesHerThing]

@sowthpah @MarkHerringVA Right here, bud. Good luck finding the justification you’re looking for:

https://t.co/VazCjw6NZb

[Kelly @K_DoesHerThing]

Thank you to the DC metro hero who took pity on me and reopened the doors after my furious sprint to catch the train just as the doors closed on my face. You are the MVP of my Wednesday 🙏🏼