Kristen

she/her

[Kristen @k_dogz]

NO. WHAT?? THIS IS NOT REAL LIFE

[Colleen Ballinger🎗 @ColleenB123]

NEW VIDEO! I finally did a tour of the secret room in our house! following people who share it. https://t.co/FjQOXRTcx4

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Listening to them, you’d really think some Conservatives interpret the right to free speech as “I have the right to be liked, accepted, and popular no matter what I say, who I endanger, or how much I lie”

[Kristen @k_dogz]

@AOC I LOVE this shirt, but I live in Canada and it says I have to be a permanent resident of the US to get it. Is there any way us Canadians can get your awesome merch?

[Kristen @k_dogz]

@littlestBlake @mec @HomeDepotCanada @Lowes Especially when it’s so hot out

[Kristen @k_dogz]

I want to see a gender reveal party where the kid is like 12 and is revealing what gender they identify as

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

She has been working 24/7.
You have been GOLFING.
You're going straight to hell.
Fastest golf cart you ever took. https://t.co/5hOY23MBvQ

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Feels weird calling my dog a bad 'boy' when we all know he's 84... I mean... he's just a bad person now.

[Kristen @k_dogz]

Thank you @CityofEdmonton for getting to this so quickly! Sent the notice in on Saturday!

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

How are you going to call yourself desirable if you're only holding one fish in your profile pic? Come back when you're holding nine.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Looking for someone to play hide and seek with me and my feelings.

[Kristen @k_dogz]

What about some measurement? No? Damn

[Kristen @k_dogz]

Anyone want to plan a poetry unit for me? .....Anyone?

[Kristen @k_dogz]

@stephwynn @IMKristenBell thanks auntie...😏

[Kristen @k_dogz]

I was about to go to bed. But I'm too excited now. I guess this is my new reality #fame

[Kristen @k_dogz]

@SammyandPuppies I also would love a PSA about chips. Like potato chips

[Kristen @k_dogz]

PSA: CHIPS had me crying I was laughing so hard #love @daxshepard1 @IMKristenBell

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Trump says he uses Twitter to go around the press. That’s kind of like how Mexicans are going to use airplanes to go around the wall.