Kathleen Foley

[Kathleen Foley @k_foles]

*googles Lil Jon quotes to find the inspiration to finish my homework*

[Kathleen Foley @k_foles]

@mburke41 It fits the vibe of the song!! She should just change it probably

[Kathleen Foley @k_foles]

Tbf, “my lips reflect off his Costco chain” is a better lyric respectfully so it’s not my fault for thinking that

[Kathleen Foley @k_foles]

can i log a movie on letterboxd that I watched in 57 parts on tiktok

[Kathleen Foley @k_foles]

#HouseOfTheDragon episode 7 spoilers with no context

[Kathleen Foley @k_foles]

There should be a dislike button on LinkedIn

[Kathleen Foley @k_foles]

@marissa_eff Lea Michelle can’t read is my favorite conspiracy I love talking about it

[Kathleen Foley @k_foles]

Should I add one of those automatic music players to my portfolio website like they used to have on tumblr

[Kathleen Foley @k_foles]

Life’s all about balance between “oh yeah I think I saw that one” and then sometimes sprinkling in a little pretending you haven’t already seen the Tik Tok and letting them finish the story so it doesn’t seem like you’re chronically online

[Kathleen Foley @k_foles]

Not to sound all city girl who is stuck in New Hampshire dog sitting but I could for real go for a $13 salad right now

[Kathleen Foley @k_foles]

@marissa_eff Hahaha true

[Kathleen Foley @k_foles]

Sometimes I block random people to just let the Instagram algorithm know I was hate stalking them and don’t actually wanna see their content. Current blocks include Joe Rogan, Jake Paul, and one of Jake Paul’s friends

[Kathleen Foley @k_foles]

I think we’re really underutilizing this clairvoyant groundhog

[Kathleen Foley @k_foles]

This tweet is sponsored by this $100 giraffe lamp that I have a weird obsession with

[Kathleen Foley @k_foles]

Being 23 is having a home decor aesthetic that you can’t afford and instead just having your command hooks fall off the wall all the time

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’ star Donald Trump has been banned from Twitter.

[Seth Colaner @SethColaner]

He...threw the American flag to the ground to make room for the Trump flag. That's it...that's the whole metaphor.

[Kathleen Foley @k_foles]

@yeehailis Mark if you see this, me too please

[Kathleen Foley @k_foles]

The sexual tension between Donald trump and a prison cell 🥵

[Kathleen Foley @k_foles]

Thinking about how my ex boyfriend said to me - a Woman in Stem - that he thought his class on diversity in stem was kind of bullshit pretty early on in our relationship and I let it fly

[Kathleen Foley @k_foles]

Am I salty that someone I matched with on hinge stole my answer to a prompt? Yes. But the confidence I gained from someone thinking I was funny enough to steal my content!? Unparalleled. Will fuel my ego for the foreseeable future.