Krista Sanford

30. Reader. Writer. Porch Observer. "Fatboy: A Collection" is now available on Amazon!

[Krista Sanford @k_leesan]

Top 3 Favorite Places I've Obtained Books:
1) a @MODSUN concert
2) a dispensary
3) the dumpster behind my college library

[Krista Sanford @k_leesan]

@cheypreston @Spotify Ooo I like free! I thought Libby only had books for kindles so that’s awesome they have audiobooks.

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No way @Spotify charges $12/month for literally only 1 1/2 books. That’s insane! Anyone have any suggestions on audiobook apps that are actually worth the money?

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@cheypreston @Spotify No but that was one of the suggestions I found! I think that one might be the one I go with.

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@GoDaddy I’m trying to log into an account and there’s been a ton of errors. But your website Contact Us chat box is not working. Do you know when that will be fixed?

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@thestorygraph Oh awesome thank you so much! That definitely explains a lot 😊

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@thestorygraph hello! I was wondering if you could help me. My yearly graph says I’ve only read fast and medium paced books, but I’ve marked two books as slow. Do you know what I can do to get those books to show correctly?

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@GoDaddyHelp We were able to get it fixed! Apparently they’ve never seen that problem before. It took all day but we got it!

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Hey @GoDaddy, what’s wrong with your help line? I’ve been begging for a real person, they send me a phone number that says it’s “after hours” and to call between 5 am-4 pm PST. it’s 6:48 am PST. Wtf this is dumb. I’m about to cancel all my accounts with you.

[Krista Sanford @k_leesan]

@MicrosoftHelps Hello! I don’t have a message from you. Can you guys resend it please?

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@Outlook how do I contact someone about my email account not receiving emails? I’ve been searching for way too long to try and figure this out

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Is delivery even worth it anymore? Just spent $26 on @ChipotleTweets and they only gave me 2/3 tacos. It’s always when I’m starving too 😐

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So is @cookcountygov drunk or something? I’ve been summoned for jury 3 times this year and I don’t even live there! Please stop, I’m not coming 😂😂

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I’m convinced the universe doesn’t want me to eat. First, @factormeals loses all my dinners for the week and now @kroger didn’t put my salads for lunch in my pickup order 😭😂

[Krista Sanford @k_leesan]

“Excuses are like assholes. You have to clean them out every once in a while.”

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Wow it would’ve been nice to know the @Starbucks I drove 20 minutes out of the way for was in Kroger before I drove all that way. Ugh.

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There's literally only ONE occupied office space in my building, and @amazon STILL always delivers it to the wrong address. This is so annoying 🙄

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@GHGMath American here! Totally understand! I’ll boo with you!!

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I don’t understand restaurants (aka @ChickfilA) that have employees standing outside the drive thru line. What’s the point? I pick the drive thru for the least amount of interaction. I don’t want to watch someone freezing to death while talking to me. Those poor employees

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"If you were like...FLUFFY! You would get eaten by a bear"

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I woke up 5 minutes early today just to have time to go 15 minutes out of my way for Dunkin even though I pass like 100 Starbucks on my way to way. I’m so excited for my donut 😊