Kelly Henson

[Matt Shumer @mattshumer_]

https://t.co/ivXRKXJvQg

[Kelly Henson @k_lutz13]

@GeorgeDunham my kids get to enjoy this now thanks to you 🙃

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

What I used to consider a flex:

• Flashy car
• Expensive watch
• $200 bottle of wine

What I now consider a flex:

• Being able to take my son swimming at 1pm on a Wednesday

Freedom > Everything

[Kelly Henson @k_lutz13]

@gordonkeith @thehangzone @dfwticket Thank you for bringing back hotel phone laugh

[Kelly Henson @k_lutz13]

@GeorgeDunham corgi legs pace

[Kelly Henson @k_lutz13]

@BBBaumgartner Atlanta… it’s just the worst

[Kelly Henson @k_lutz13]

@oldwaver @NotJackKemp I think we’re finding that maybe the treasure isn’t in the comedy show, maybe the treasure is the comedy we find along the way

[Kelly Henson @k_lutz13]

@Parkerlawyer I NEED to know how you responded

[Kelly Henson @k_lutz13]

@SeanCBass Pebbles

[Kelly Henson @k_lutz13]

@NowBackTooMe @gordonkeith Bingo!

[Kelly Henson @k_lutz13]

@corbydavidson Corby out here doing The Lord’s work

[a horse child is born (taken out for gallops) 🫏🐀 @BinAnimals]

Strike until your demands are met.

[Kelly Henson @k_lutz13]

@deutschbag10 @BarrettSallee This is the best one 😂

[Kelly Henson @k_lutz13]

@BarrettSallee Texas A&M

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

(solemnly) yas queen

[Kelly Henson @k_lutz13]

@gordonkeith

[Kelly Henson @k_lutz13]

@simoncholland Spousal retaliation is so humane yet so satisfying! I threatened to login to my husbands Southwest Air app and downgrade him to the “wanna get away” fair for his business travel.

[Kelly Henson @k_lutz13]

@PeterAttiaMD Avocado longevity please

[Kelly Henson @k_lutz13]

@Royale_w_Cheeze Gordo making The Musers do “hotel phone laugh”