Märzen Madness

Newer father who makes booze in my kitchen, tries to be funny, and other nerd stuff.

[Polygon @Polygon]

Release the Avongers shirt from She-Hulk https://t.co/3GIN6zQmC9

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@MichaelRHerman That's fair, I've been up a while

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Idea. A cover of I Melt with You but done with a lute or mandolin and lyrics changed to be Shakespearean.
Band is called Victorian English

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She fell asleep to jizz. Another night.

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I just started Star Wars IV for my 4 year old for the first time today for #MayThe4th and I'm legit in tears reading the opening title crawl for her.

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First sighting of a Bantha
Her: That a different animal
Me: Yes. What do you think they're called?
H: Dragon tooth cow
M: That's a good name

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@GuttTheLegend Inflation is out of control

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@GuttTheLegend I'll trade you $420.69 Gutterbucks for it

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@GuttTheLegend But lobsters are cannibals

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I think I finally understand why it's so dreary in Gotham. It's Chicago without any Italian Beef.
I'd also feel like there's no hope in life.

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@ShadowTodd Same with Mighty Mighty Bosstones

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@GuttTheLegend Netflix chooses pictures based on what it thinks you'll like. So if Netflix thinks you're straight the picture for Lucifer it's him in a suit, but if it thinks you're gay you get him shirtless.
Evan, what does Netflix think about you?

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In kung fu movies when they have their fight in the restaurant and end up destroying the place, is that considered wonton destruction?

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@ne0liberal Here's the CSPAN video of the Senate floor during the debate

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@DiGiorno in all of your market testing, roughly what percent of people cut their pizzas into fifths?