Kate

happiest when around dogs or the ocean

[Kate @k_mcginn]

@clobzprobz they commented on my story of Henry the other day! They’re the best ❤️☘️

[Kate @k_mcginn]

@chrisrusso1216 @jtrain56 @HingeApp single af. Single as fuck. Very very single.

[Kate @k_mcginn]

I need @jtrain56 to fix my @HingeApp profile. Clearly I need some help #nodates #singleaf

[Kate @k_mcginn]

Waiting in the CVS drive thru line w/ my windows down, realizing just how vulgar my podcasts are... @TheBasementYard @jtrain56

[Kate @k_mcginn]

My upstairs neighbors have their TV so loud. It’s almost midnight, turn it down a bit. #shhhh

[Kate @k_mcginn]

How I feel about work today

[Kate @k_mcginn]

@clobzprobz I showed my friend a pic of Gus and Maggie today and now I miss you

[Kate @k_mcginn]

The number of crying children and yelling mothers at target is enough birth control to last a lifetime

[Kate @k_mcginn]

For the fact that I don’t have kids, that baby shark song is stuck in my head way too much

[Kate @k_mcginn]

I do my best Halloween costume planning late at night when I should be sleeping

[Jordan Kimball @jordan__kimball]

Stop running from decisions

[Kate @k_mcginn]

I absolutely love summer, but I do miss cozy sweaters and cute fall boots

[kristeevetter @kristeevetter]

amazon prime has completely distorted my sense of shipping time because now if I order something from another website and don’t have it the next day I’m like WHY IS THIS TAKING SIX YEARS DID I SELECT HORSE DRAWN CARRIAGE AT CHECKOUT OR WHAT

[sarahtonin @imsarahtonin]

And now Garrett and Becca will move to LA to begin their careers as FabFitFun ambassadors #thebachelorette

[Kate @k_mcginn]

https://t.co/cJZ39ztcmd

[maddy @timesnewmaddy]

if i say i’m “running errands” it means i’m doing like one important thing and then i’m getting coffee and going to target

[Kate @k_mcginn]

@sbergfareal good point! I do love @Chilis margaritas

[Kate @k_mcginn]

I relate to drunk Pam at the Dundies on a spiritual level

[Kate @k_mcginn]

https://t.co/cJZ39zbBuF

[Kate @k_mcginn]

I wore a romper to the bar, so now I’m basically naked. #ipeetoomuchforthis