Kyle

Yada, yada, yada

[Kyle @k_red_]

My favorite part of listening to @MBMBaM every week is that I know I get to hear @griffinmcelroy say something “sucks shit”

[Houston Dynamo FC @HoustonDynamo]

A first @MLS win, AND a first shutout.

Let’s go, @M_Nelson1 😤🤘 https://t.co/3LYtxORbVP

[wint @dril]

in kindergarten, i became most popular kid in class after calling the farmer in the dell "A gaped out ho" .
By 2nd grade, i was again Hated.

[Kyle @k_red_]

Does Greg Abbott deserve rights? Be honest.

[katie🐇 @katienicks_]

losing my mind

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

incredible meme, absolutely top tier and you heathens won’t accept it

[Kyle @k_red_]

@daltoncade4 @anoeufaday @WorldWideWob Ballin with a view

[Austin Dabbs @ADabbs]

If you own a gas station that isn’t trappin the Topo Chico 1 liters, take a hard look in the mirror, pal.

[Kyle @k_red_]

Overalls are all fun and games until you have to poop

[Kyle @k_red_]

Just so everyone knows: a torn ACL doesn’t hurt that bad. Grow up.

[Hot Local Single @hotlocal_single]

Is everything ok Biden? You hardly touched your campaign promises

[Austin Dabbs @ADabbs]

The song Poppin’ My Collar, but instead it’s, “Drippin’ My Faucet”.

Thank you, and good evening.

[Kyle @k_red_]

I learned everything I know about sex from Bob Ross

[Kyle @k_red_]

I have a great imagination when it comes to imagining things that hurt my own feelings

[Poe Zone 666 @PrairieIre]

Me watching Goofy Movie: no way it gets any goofier than this

Me watching Extremely Goofy Movie: mother of god

[Kyle @k_red_]

Just letting all of Twitter know I am officially forklift certified. And yes, before you DM me, I am single

[Kyle @k_red_]

There is a shocking lack of saxophone specific playlists out there