Keri

might want to forget about following me unless you enjoy pointless tweets, which usually include a mention of how my life is so shit.

[Keri @k_rendalll]

'I'm not tired at all and I am as bright as a peacock' Erin Harcus 2016

[judy murray @JudyMurray]

When your private medical details are leaked to the media by someone you thought you could trust. So disappointing.
And - FYI - not ruled out yet.

[Police Scotland Orkney @PSOSOrkney]

Officers are investigating a vandalism that occurred around 10.20pm, Sat 8th June on Albert Street, Kirkwall.

A door was damaged and appears to have been kicked.

Witnesses are asked to call 101 or call anonymously via Crimestoppers on 0800 555 111.

CR/0209900/24 relates.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

As we near bedtime, remember that some people here will have stripped their beds earlier today and forgotten all about it. I really feel for them.

[Being Scottish @BeingScots]

One for National Biscuit Day 😉🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Keri @k_rendalll]

@erinharcuss Aw sad I didn’t :(

[Keri @k_rendalll]

Thanks @lukecombs for spending 1,511 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Doin' This. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/MdiXhpvAH8

[Keri @k_rendalll]

@OfficialPLT Bring back the truffle

[Keri @k_rendalll]

@KipMooreMusic just want to check you will play she’s mine tonight in Glasgow?

[martin compston @martin_compston]

Can confirm I don’t die in first ten minutes, after that it’s every boiler suit for themselves

[martin compston @martin_compston]

With an ep 2 epaulettes spoiler out the way, I can reveal what happens when your in the middle of raiding bent coppers but @ScotlandNT are in a penalty shoot out to end 20 year of heartache. Steve to Scots in point zero seconds ..🕺🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #yessirwecanboogie

[best of line of duty @bestoflod]

answering yes or no....IT’S HER #LineOfDuty

[Keri @k_rendalll]

Quite gutted Lorna didn't get me an Easter egg...

[Tracy Beaker @TracybBeaker]

CONFIRMED: Justine Littlewood has the coronavirus and I just hope the coronavirus is ok bcos she is FILTH xx

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

I will NOT eat up my money in 2021..I got food at home! I got food at home! I GOT FOOD AT HOME!!!😂😂😂

[Judith Glue Orkney @JudithGlue]

BRAND NEW Rainbow Textured Knits from Annie Glue - https://t.co/8xjBrs09NQ

[Keri @k_rendalll]

@erinharcuss No not now because after five million years your debts get forgotten 😂

[Keri @k_rendalll]

@lukecombs @erinharcuss @C2Cfestival 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Keri @k_rendalll]

@jessicamanley_ @erinharcuss LOL