K.tatua

i am who i am...

[K.tatua @K_tatua]

@Georgeruto001 Alafu next utaskia teacher cilla ameingia siasa. Vying for women's rep ama MP 😂

[K.tatua @K_tatua]

@Dotun88 Two things wrong with this video.
First all she did to that toilet was spread germs from the inside to the outside by using the same brush. Second, a child that big whether boy or girl should take a bath by themselves.

[Nimo Kilonzo ♓️ @kilonzoNice]

How about that @Alfayaz11

[kamal Bhardwaj @bhardwaj_k9310]

Some pain has no voice

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Gentlemen, standing before you is none other than Mpenzi Chokuu a.k.a Malaya kwa Ubora Wake. From a distance, any sane man would think this is a fine, soft-spoken slayqueen imported directly from Seychelles for bwana Kasongo. But behold, Chokuu is a man with a Fully matured Makagare, na inasemekana amebeba muzinga hapana machesoo.

Chokuu was once an ordinary hustler in Kisumu doing construction jobs. But as you all know, mjengo life is harder than passing a sobriety test after a weekend in Juja. Today you’re carrying cement, tomorrow the foreman is insulting your entire bloodline because you misplaced one brick.

When life became unbearable, our boy packed his small bag, two jeans, one Arsenal jersey, and dreams of survival, then headed straight to Mombasa to become a beach boy. One afternoon while applying sunscreen on tourists & pretending to know German, Chokuu was approached by an elderly mzungu man who had retired from Ikus and upgraded to team Sundus.

The old man flashed some euros. Chokuu looked at the money, looked at his economic situation, looked at his sitting apparatus and said “Wamuthede ni fire si fire.” Our boy accepted the deal at a lightning speed. He told himself one small trip to Dogo Kundu area wouldn’t hurt compared to the suffering of maisha ya hustler.

But my brothers, what started as survival slowly became a full-time profession. Chokuu became so dedicated to customer service that the old mzungu decided the young man deserves a promotion. Next thing you know, his visa was approved!

From carrying simiti in Kisumu to becoming an international export in Germany. Immigration officers approved his Visa very fast because of his Occupation as an Advanced Backside Consultant,, Chesaa!!

Unfortunately, life is unpredictable. Six months later, the old mzungu kicked the famous bucket and went to meet his ancestors in Sayuni. Chokuu was left stranded in Germany with no sponsor, no plan, and rent waiting like a hungry landlord in Mukuru kwa Njenga.

But our boy refused to go back to poverty. He simply said If life gives you lemons, upgrade the business model.

He went for hormonal injection to lower his testosterone, did a BBL procedure to increase mafrrrrrrmbanya & did a plastic surgery to install silicone boobs. Our boy transformed so much that men now lose concentration immediately he passes.

Today Chokuu is one of the most outsourced trans Milaya in Germany. Appointments are fully booked like NTSA during driving test season. Men are spending euros left and right thinking they found a premium European babe, only to discover they’re dealing with a former Site operator wa Kisumu affordable housing Phase 2.

Lemme tell you Maina, this Kasongo economy has forced many people to change careers… but Chokuu changed departments, operating system, and even motherboard. Aki ya Mungu hii ni mambo Kanii. Anyway, kama kawa siku zote sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[K.tatua @K_tatua]

@AbdulahiAdan10 Yule "prophetess" Marion ako wapi? 😂😂

[K.tatua @K_tatua]

@DanChepta Haiya! Ndio nimekumbuka tuko na DP anaitwa kindiki. Why is it so easy to forget he exists. Na btw ako na wife. Just seeing her for the first time. Nani amewai mskia akiongea?

[K.tatua @K_tatua]

@FGaitho237 In their eyes all mizungus look the same. Their non colonized brains don't see anything special about them.

[Cop Shakur @CopShakurkihara]

I don’t agree with everything Andrew Kibe says, but some of his advice to men makes sense.

I came across his content where he talks about men taking responsibility for their lives, working hard, not depending on others for happiness, and learning to love and prioritize themselves. That part resonated with me, especially the idea that if you fix yourself, you won’t project your trauma onto others.

However, I don’t agree with the idea that men should never cry or ask for help. Strength is not about suppressing emotions, it’s about handling them in a healthy and controlled way.

Lately, there have been many cases of femicide. A man who attacks or kills a woman because of infidelity or a breakup is not strong,he is emotionally unstable and unable to control himself.
In many of these situations, the root problem is overdependence in relationships. Some men invest everything,emotionally and mentally,into one person, expecting them to be their sole source of happiness. Combined with a scarcity mindset, when the relationship ends, it feels like their entire world has collapsed.

Others become abusive, not necessarily because their partner has done something wrong, but because they are projecting their own unresolved issues and trauma.
As men, we need to work on ourselves emotionally, mentally, and financially. Self-love and self-respect matter.

If you take care of yourself, you are in a better position to take care of others. If you manage your emotions well, you are less likely to resort to violence.

At the end of the day, a man who truly values himself will not destroy his life by harming others. Real strength is self-control, responsibility, and emotional maturity.

[Sheila of the Most High @sheilatebra]

If you are a woman who is very childlike but carries profound wisdom, you must protect yourself.

You are very rare, and the reason you can still keep that childlike essence is because you have not been traumatized by men, by people, or by the world. Your spirit and your soul haven’t been corrupted.

[K.tatua @K_tatua]

@KenyaPower_Care As I stated earlier, literally, the complaint was already reported! Done via *977# with the acc no. I shared. I'm sure if you checked your systems you would have seen it. Instead you quickly pushed your generic response message towards me. We need results or substantial updates!!

[K.tatua @K_tatua]

@KenyaPower_Care no power in our area the whole day till now. Acc no. 37193225788. Juja.
There's been no feedback from you about the issue despite complaints reported earlier in the day. !??

[K.tatua @K_tatua]

@amerix Looks like the entire rhema feast is beyond your cognitive understanding. May God give you the wisdom required for you to truly know him and not just to believe in him.

[K.tatua @K_tatua]

@tyanmilly Muthee

[Kavuli M. Bernard, FCH @BernardKavuli]

Types of garbages.

[𝕵𝖊𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖎 @JelaniMK]

Nairobi saa ngapi?#OccupyStatehouse2025 #RutoMustGo

[Amalinze-the-Cat @Amalinzethekat]

#SiriNiNumbers

[DP 🇰🇪 @DanChepta]

Famous British news reporter Dylan Page, with over 15.8 million TikTok followers,

Documented the shooting of Boniface Kariuki by police in Nairobi's CBD.

Say Wednesday is Wednesday the mother of all protests.

#June25th

[K.tatua @K_tatua]

@DearS_o_n There are always other options...eg. A woman who is employed and has/shows respect. Bt none of that matters if there's no submission to God.