Kyle Whitcroft

creative communicator. event planner. dj. strategist. designer. friend.

[Kyle Whitcroft @k_why]

@SCFederalCU charging $5 to transfer funds from one checking account to another as “overdraft protection” is even more criminal than the old $35 overdraft fee you used to charge. You’re charging me $5 to use my own money?! Y’all have gotten so fee-heavy it’s gross.

[Kyle Whitcroft @k_why]

@Rapzilla Brainwash Projects: The Rise & Fall of

[Kyle Whitcroft @k_why]

“If you wanna help people get out the mud, you gotta realize that you’re gonna get a little dirty” -@thederekminor

[Kyle Whitcroft @k_why]

I think dating apps are actually picture puzzle apps where you have to analyze 5-7 pictures of groups of girls & determine which girl is the common denominator of all the photos. The expert levels include the same group of girls in different low-light places & lots of sunglasses.

[Kyle Whitcroft @k_why]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t have to hate people you disagree with. People who think differently than you are not your enemy. Stop villainizing people.

[Kyle Whitcroft @k_why]

I’m about to start selling all of my screenshots from my desktop and selling them as NFTs. Even if I only sold them for $10 each, I’d be filthy rich.

[Kyle Whitcroft @k_why]

@tacobell! I had a terrible experience at your Goose Creek, SC store on 3/24 and left a formal complaint on your website. You’ve yet to address the situation. So, how about you get back to me.

[Kyle Whitcroft @k_why]

@trippcrosby Hands down my favorite HT show ever. Only disappointment is that future HT shows won’t live up to this one.

[🍍🌺 𝔹𝕦𝕕𝕕𝕙𝕒 ℂ𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕔𝕤 🔜 10,000 followers @Bodhi_Tweets]

50cent come out looking like a 1.23

#HalfTimeShow #SuperBowl

[Kyle Whitcroft @k_why]

@Sir_Dangerfield Who said I was a conservative? 😂

[Kyle Whitcroft @k_why]

This is disgusting. This man did not help the Christian church in America in any way.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Trump attended the Christmas service this morning at First Baptist Dallas. Pastor Robert Jeffress asked him to come up and give a Christmas message to the congregation, and a MAGA rally broke out. Trump’s ‘prayer’ was about Afghanistan, inflation, gas prices and the border.

[Kyle Whitcroft @k_why]

“People were not designed to carry fame” - @montelljordan via @SouthsideRabbi

[Kyle Whitcroft @k_why]

@RedditCFB What in the Dr. Thunder, fake Rolex flex, “we got food at the house”, nobody will ever notice this ain’t the real @sloppybody garbage is this?

@DukesMayoBowl @DukesMayonnaise @CollegeGameDay you should be ashamed & embarrassed. There is only one Sloppy Body and that aint him.

[Kyle Whitcroft @k_why]

Waiting for all the trendy church pastors to have a milk crate staircase on their stage as a sermon illustration. There are all sorts of bible verses that can be used out of context to make it work.

[Kyle Whitcroft @k_why]

@Ayyee_ItsRAEJ 😂😂😂

[Kyle Whitcroft @k_why]

If you close your eyes and imagine real hard, you’ll see and hear all the artists around the US trying to figure out how to use the millions of overstocked disposable masks in some sort of 3D installation in the biggest nearby city.

If you’re that artist - don’t. Just don’t.

[Kyle Whitcroft @k_why]

Who has two thumbs & reserved a car from @Hertz, paid in advance, showed up to pick it up & they didn’t have a car, was treated poorly by the manager, was offered no help or support, and had to leave without a car & figure out what to do 1700 miles away from home? THIS GUY. 😒👎🏼

[Kyle Whitcroft @k_why]

@magentish Nah. I drive an orange Honda Element.

[BryanBraille @BryanBraille]

I don’t know Kanye personally so I can’t speak on what has happened but he certainly sounds like a changed man. Wrong or right - he’s always been zealous which I’ve appreciated about his music. To hear his zeal directed towards Jesus blesses me.

[Kyle Whitcroft @k_why]

My unsolicited feedback to @kanyewest’s recent conversion:
1. God is being glorified.
2. You & I are no different than Kanye. We’re sinners saved by grace.
3. Kanye’s sins were not greater than ours (We’re not a better than him)
3. If you can be saved, so can Kanye.
#JesusIsKing