kaitlyn

i’ll be there

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

YouTube employee: Yes there will be more ads, but after 15 seconds, users can skip them.

Boss: How long are the ads if they don't hit the "skip" button?

Employee: Roughly 6 hours

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

Made it to Friday but at what cost? Monday is literally in 10 minutes.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

[≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @babyymyphone]

Dressing alternative in australia is the equivalent to walking around with a dildo on your head

[k @ysljennii]

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius. i’m just all cozied up in here, like you don’t even know how cozy i am

[Remiel || ⋆˚࿔ jabber of shedtwt .ᐟ✶ || follow lim @r0ttenp0ni3s]

top six fears:

1. getting pregnant
2. having kids
3. conceiving a child
4. being responsible for another life
5. giving birth
6. being a parent

[Mads @europemaxxed]

When I say "I just need to get through this week" but every week is the fucking same

[• @yducknow]

Waking up every morning saying "I can't keep living like this" and then continuing to live like this.
https://t.co/95ZYyqv06M

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

You ever see yourself from the side and wonder how anyone could ever love you

[casper @cr3ss3li4]

stop chatgpting ur symptoms, google it and convince yourself it's cancer like everyone else

[jake @jakesjr7]

By the time I remember to text back it's too disrespectful to even do it

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

regular people: I wonder if I could get in trouble for writing "for crimes" as a joke on Venmo

billionaire mega-predators: hey r u going to the child torture party 2morrow, on Nov 14, 2014? here is the full legal name and social security # of every1 whose going lol

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

stop using chatgpt. you guys need to just ask reddit, i promise you someone has had the exact same thought back in 2012

[dan @Dansplainer]

you don't realize how much you need your thumb until you cut it open it's easily a top 5 finger