Kyle

bruh

[Kyle @ka1uhl]

@LDopart I’ll never understand why these people think a party with no local support can win the presidency. It’s just not how that works, your “protest” vote isn’t going to change 150 years of 2 parties overnight, that’s just delusional.

[Kyle @ka1uhl]

@adsk4 Gonna watch it for the first time for Halloween! Idk how I’ve been a Silent Hill fan for so long and don’t know anything about the movie lol

[Kyle @ka1uhl]

@VenomMovie @VenomDbd @Poop28618566

[Kyle @ka1uhl]

@hzjoe03 WATCH IT JOE!!

[Kyle @ka1uhl]

If this guy saw Dr. House as his doctor in the hospital House would 100% ask him in front of his wife if he cheated on her with a man lmfao

[molson 🧠⚙️ @Molson_Hart]

I’ve been peeing blood for four days because I got a bidet.

Monday night : I feel sick. Everyone in my family has a cold. NBD.

Tuesday: man, why do I get so sick when everyone else is fine? Man flu, I guess.

Wednesday: oh shit I am really sick. Why am I not getting better?

Wednesday night: it burns…when I pee?

Thursday: cannot get fever down. Now I’m doubled over in pain after peeing. Wife convinces me to go to doctor (gentlemen, marry a good woman!). Doctor (physician assistant actually and it was the 3rd place we drove to because 🇺🇸) has me do a pee test. There’s blood in your urine. You have a UTI. Ah now I see why I wasn’t getting better from the cold! It was the UTI all along! Get antibiotics and start taking them. There’s an unlikely chance that the uti is resistant to that antibiotic. We’ll find out later.

Friday: feeling worse but am taking way more symptomatic relief so I’m functional. Take a shower, pee in my hand looking for blood to measure progress. Ohhhh that really hurts. Is that a booger? Oh no it’s coagulated blood. Oh shit. Go to the ER. Do another pee sample. Proudly produce a cup of urine, with blood and blood clots/coagulated blood for testing. They tell me the clots are probably just the infection not something worse because my kidneys don’t hurt. Young female doctor checks my penis. Says the word “excellent” while my wife is in the room. This gives me the strength to fight on. They prescribe backup antibiotics in case my uti is resistant to what I’m on but it’s unlikely. Go home.

Today: feel better actually but still moaning hard every time I pee and peeing lots of blood! Get a call from Thursday’s PA. You have E. coli that is resistant to the antibiotics you’re on. Oh shit that explains why I ended up at ER. Infection was not being affected by drugs. How the fuck did I get E. coli?

When you use a bidet it shoots water at your butthole and E. coli is in healthy people. Well I shot water into my butt which then ended up getting shot into my penis. That’s the best explanation I can come up with!

Lessons:

1. Physicians assistants can be pretty good actually! The one I saw figured out root cause and addressed possibility resistance.

2. Teaching hospitals seem to give the best care. If you’re not sure which hospital to go to near you, pick the one attached to the good university.

3. Antibiotic resistance is real! Make sure you pick the right drug and finish the course, not just for you, but for whoever gets that bacterium next.

4. Marry someone who cares about you. Man…my wife has been juggling 2 kids plus me. I am extremely grateful. That said, having her drive me to the doctor was perhaps the scariest part of this experience. Also in-laws. My wife spent 4-5 hours with me in ER. Without in laws do we have our kids with us? It takes a village.

5. Bidet poop water can get in your pee hole at the right angle and this can give you a uti.

Thats what I think I learned…but unfortunately this isn’t done. Im still peeing blood. Thanks to everyone who wished me well when I posted I was in an ER (0 people).

Hopefully round 2 antibiotics work 🙏

[Kyle @ka1uhl]

“Return to the Kanto region for even more fun in a game that is not legally obtainable by official means outside of paying $70 on eBay!”

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

Pokémon Yellow Version was released in North America on this day back in 1999!⚡️

Return to the Kanto region for more even more fun and have Pikachu follow you around throughout your journey!

[Kyle @ka1uhl]

Nah jk I gotta see how this shitstorm of an app ends

[Kyle @ka1uhl]

Aaaand setting my account to private

[Engineering @Engineering]

Soon we’ll be launching a change to how the block function works.

If your posts are set to public, accounts you have blocked will be able to view them, but they will not be able to engage (like, reply, repost, etc.).

[Kyle @ka1uhl]

will be seated

[James Gunn @JamesGunn]

Krypto arrives on screens in Superman this summer. Krypto was inspired by our dog Ozu, who we adopted shortly after I started writing Superman. Ozu, who came from a hoarding situation in a backyard with 60 other dogs & never knew human beings, was problematic to say the least. He immediately came in & destroyed our home, our shoes, our furniture - he even ate my laptop. It took a long time before he would even let us touch him. I remember thinking, “Gosh, how difficult would life be if Ozu had superpowers?” - and thus Krypto came into the script & changed the shape of the story as Ozu was changing my life. What better time to debut the not-so-good-good-boy Krypto than #AdoptAShelterDog month.  Btw, Ozu today, is, fairly often, a very good boy.  #Superman

[VIZ Media @VIZMedia]

Announcement: Paralyzed former jockey Johnny Joestar witnesses the mysterious power of Gyro Zeppeli before the famous Steel Ball Run race, launching his quest to regain mobility. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Part 7–Steel Ball Run, by Hirohiko Araki, releases Summer 2025.

[Fortnite @Fortnite]

Uh oh

[Kyle @ka1uhl]

Best generation has the best bugs, go figure

[PK Ben @Ben_Faulstick]

Why did Unova bug types just go absolutely all in for no reason?

Like you cannot even argue Unova doesn't have the best bug roster as a collective.

[Kyle @ka1uhl]

@NetflixGeeked @Poop28618566

[Kyle @ka1uhl]

@BentupTwo His entire rhetoric (and the right for that matter) on immigrants has been extremely troubling. This is just the worst we’ve seen from them so far on this front and it will unfortunately most likely continue to get worse the closer we get to the election as you said.

[Kyle @ka1uhl]

@ScrambledFaz @Poop28618566

[Kyle @ka1uhl]

@LDopart he must've requested the body cam footage just to make this bro I cant LMFAO

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘CONCORD’ is going offline on Friday.

Sales will cease immediately and anyone who purchased the game will be offered a refund.

The game was in development for 8 years.

(Source: https://t.co/nTG7fC4oww)

[Kyle @ka1uhl]

@mofromyt @Poop28618566

[Cosmic Marvel @cosmic_marvel]

Marvel Studios reportedly cannot use some #SpiderMan villains if Sony used them first.

(via @DanielRPK)

[Kyle @ka1uhl]

biggest bait I have ever seen in my life. gotta respect the grind tbf

[Clear @Cllearr_]

I made the Tierlist 😓