@NikkiGlaser I'm convinced there's a subset of people who, when told what to do, push-back tenfold. "Did you just tell me to clean my room? Well I was gonna but fucking not now that you told me to!"
@chrisdelia He literally thought he had a novel idea that doctors hadn't thought to investigate yet. He wants to say so many things so that, in the case he is correct, he can say "I said that months ago" but in the case that he's wrong he's already said other crazy things and we've forgotten
@NikkiGlaser could you work out a deal with Dr Pat Allen to read her books as audiobooks? Your reads are so professional and you bring so much energy. That would be cool AF. #JustSayin
Avacado toast in restaurants is worth it, if only for the simple fact that it lets me avoid the stress of picking avacados that are ready. #freshavacado