Kat QP

[Kat QP @kaaatqp]

Sounds like he wanted to f* her too bc why was he so comfortable saying that to her

[Maryam @hell_line0]

I used to have a friend who bragged about getting hit on all the time and she was cute for sure but I remember one time my partner just said to her "you know they just want to fk you right? It's not because you're so hot it's because you seem like an easy target." A little mean but true.

[6 @livedieoxy]

@SlimeKrewDaily black mirror episode plot

[100 @yh_me2]

they’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

[five nights at astrids @astybee]

i love telling customers “have a good REST OF your day” as opposed to “have a good day” to remind them of time and its finite nature . some day we will all be bones

[Diego @OttoMatik22]

One of the funny things about “manosphere/PUA/seduction” is that the type of girl that these guys are often trying to pick up will just have sex for cocaine. It really doesn’t have to be complicated.

[PHASES @sailoretrograde]

there is so much I want and I am going to get it

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

Not a fan of being asked if it’s “my first time” visiting a restaurant. It’s not gonna be that crazy bro.

[nalox @nafoxone]

Drinking with your parents is dangerous cuz me and my brother just told our parents we’ve done molly before

[✿emoly✿ @emhstnd]

seeing your straight male friend comment "🔥" on a woman's instagram post is like seeing your dog hump a stranger's leg

[27. @dimvji]

all roads eventually lead back to the interests you had as a child

[༺♡༻ @grimsace]

u can’t be a good conversationalist as a beautiful woman because everyone tries to date you

[michelle @michellewang857]

man i just keep failing these technical interviews

[K. @NotOnKetamine]

@treejordan “Yo Claude write me a heartfelt apology tweet to cover my dumb ass”

[Kat QP @kaaatqp]

days are numbrs

[Kat QP @kaaatqp]

@SammyTourani oh nahhhhhh

[BAYC Holder Therapist @Bh2800]

120 pound Crypto rugger Incel Lexapro gets bodyslammed by a female after throwing a drink on her.

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

aging is so interesting because you finally understand there are things you can’t understand til you get there even if you think you did. like yeah i really didn’t know how i was gonna feel rn.

[Kat QP @kaaatqp]

I’m back did yall miss me?

[Kat QP @kaaatqp]

@KNeferhetep But how do we know we’re on the right path there’s so many. I feel like for what I want to achieve I should’ve been born a millennium ago or become a monk

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

The way people respond to a bubbly personality really concerns me. Ever since I was a kid I noticed how people try to break your spirit when you’re too nice, too happy, too outgoing, too friendly. People that wanna know why you’re so gung-ho are unwell and are out to get you