Kal

[Kal @kaall96]

@GabrielHanif 😂

[Kal @kaall96]

@GabrielHanif Ur not even in boro you smelly cow

[Kal @kaall96]

@GabrielHanif Jury’s still out

[Kal @kaall96]

@GabrielHanif It can only go up from here anyway fam

[Kal @kaall96]

@annabellepart2 😂😂 threat taken @GabrielHanif beef??

[Kal @kaall96]

Morning texts ❤️

[Steven Goffman @SteveGoffman]

@briantylercohen Abortion? Ban it.
Contraception? Ban it.
Gay Marriage? Ban it.
Social Media Moderation? Ban it.
Teaching Evolution? Ban it.
Teaching American Slavery? Ban it.
Non-abstinence based Sex-Ed? Ban it.
Guns? Look, banning things never works. People will find ways to get them.

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

flyer from work. off to barbers. turks. end of trim. bloke asks if i want a line. thought fuck me not that bad in here. course i said yes. bam. slit in eyebrow. look like am bout to step in the love island villa. lads takin piss. dave rolled up a 20 an sniffed eyebrow. pissed off

[Kal @kaall96]

@GabrielHanif Sorry to bother you, but this is the wrong one? Mad about killing urself tho

[Philipp Kostelecky (@PhilComedy on IG) @CheeseCakePCK]

My favourite kid I ever taught when I was a swim teacher was this little 4-year-old Italian boy. One time he sneezed and nobody said anything so he just went “what? No bless yous for Giacomo?”

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

He wasn't tryna hear NONE of that shit 😂😭😭

[Kay Burley @KayBurley]

Humanity

[Jane Fallon @JaneFallon]

Please look out for Ozzie! He could be anywhere in the country by now

[Kal @kaall96]

@GabrielHanif This is insane

[Emma Dolan @JustMissEmma]

Does anyone need to see a seal sneezing?

[Decent Patter @decentpatter]

There’s no coming back from that

[Ben @luxe_ben]

hahahahahahahahaahhaah