Kaare Sandvik

Eater of cake, drinker of coffee.

[Kaare Sandvik @kaares]

@chiamakaafc He sure runs like Ståle Solbakken.

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

2 - Since detailed World Cup records began (1966), there are only two instances of a team losing a game despite attempting 700+ passes:

Spain vs Japan tonight
Germany vs Japan last week

Formula.

[CBeebies @CBeebiesHQ]

What's your child-friendly phrase? 😂

@OfficialBlueyTV Series 2, 7:20am weekdays & @BBCiPlayer 💙

#MondayFun

[Øyvind Steinklev @Steinklev]

Jeg har spørsmål.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol.

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

Possibly the greatest 30 seconds of sport you will ever see anywhere

[🇺🇦Hong Kong World City☔️ @HKWORLDCITY]

‼️WOW‼️ Bruce Aylward/@WHO did an interview with HK's @rthk_news & when asked about #Taiwan he pretended not to hear the question. The journalist asks again & he hangs up!

She calls back & he said "Well, we've already talked about China."

ENJOY+SHARE THE MADNESS! #CoronaVirus

[Christopher Pahle @tophepahle]

Når du har bursdag under lockdown og er innstilt på nok en dag avsondret fra verden og det ringer på døren to ganger og det ikke er noen i andre enden så du stikker hodet ut av vinduet og får øye på dette. Lov å bli litt emo da, eller?

Spør for en venn (som er meg).

[edgarwright @edgarwright]

Not my favourite Doctor Who episode, I’ll be honest.

[Tim O'Brien @TimOBrien]

��Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate...So the only way he figures he’s going to get reelected, and as sure as you’re sitting there, is to start a war with Iran.”

[Kaare Sandvik @kaares]

@FacesPics @therealpenguin nice

[AsapSCIENCE @AsapSCIENCE]

The newest figures are out and measles cases have gone up 30% worldwide. Almost 10 million were diagnosed, and 140,000 died from it.

It's so sad, given that the majority of victims are under 5 yrs old and a safe and effective vaccine has existed for 50 years now.

[Kaare Sandvik @kaares]

Ever had a CT scan? This is what is happening around you... https://t.co/yznE2zbgnw

[Kaare Sandvik @kaares]

Just enjoying the Cabadge Omnibus https://t.co/mgggVnNY6C

[Kaare Sandvik @kaares]

Whoa Black Betty! Bramble Jam! https://t.co/mVo0NSHLbl

[Maria Popova @themarginalian]

"Tsundoku" – Japanese for leaving a book unread after buying it, piled up with other unread books. And other beautifully untranslatable words from around the world: https://t.co/XYxD5nYMVU