kate snider

[kate snider @kaatesnider]

5’9 and under even sounds like a youth league

[kate snider @kaatesnider]

@MrPeanut you know who else wore a top hat? lincoln. and look what happened to him
#MadeToBeRoastedContest

[kate snider @kaatesnider]

@MrPeanut Imagine smiling like that after putting some kids in the hospital. #MadeToBeRoastedContest

[kate snider @kaatesnider]

is it mental illness or is it maybelline

[kate snider @kaatesnider]

stop trying to sell me shit because i swear to god i will buy it

[kate snider @kaatesnider]

do i need a life change or do i just need to update my bitmoji

[James @CaucasianJames]

don’t tell me about ur problems. i haven’t bowled in weeks

[kate snider @kaatesnider]

@SneakyPeanuts that’ll be $200

[kate snider @kaatesnider]

can i have a separate salary for tattoos and fun

[kate snider @kaatesnider]

@SneakyPeanuts also stop cyberbullying me

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Hurricane forecasters aren’t tweeting about your personal life, they swear. https://t.co/cjOdLKXOge

[kate snider @kaatesnider]

thinking about starting a petition to change “maiden names” to “OG names”

[kate snider @kaatesnider]

thanks

[kate snider @kaatesnider]

91 dog years old and she still playing w baby toys smh i found something more fitting for the old lady

[kate snider @kaatesnider]

nice tweet

[amanda @THECOOLISSUE]

living in your parent's house is free bc you pay with your soul

[kate snider @kaatesnider]

@CaucasianJames do they sell testosterone in bottles now

[kate snider @kaatesnider]

i did get the job

[kate snider @kaatesnider]

i had an interview with a really big company in miami so i was nervous as hell and as we’re about to end the call the guy fell right through his wooden chair. the chair in pieces and his ass on the floor.
i did well tho

[kate snider @kaatesnider]

@BellaMcConnell u pulling into a parking spot

[kate snider @kaatesnider]

i hate zodiac discrimination