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[Eric @amerix]

5 lessons we can learn from Kenyan Comedian "Crazy Kennar"

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[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

PUBLIC TRANSPORT IN DIFFERENT AFRICAN CITIES😂😂😂

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

One ripe avocado can cause an entire gunia of unripe avocados to ripen within days. This happens because the ripe avocado releases ethylene gas, which then activates ripening in the others by triggering their ethylene receptors. A very interesting process

[Eric @amerix]

"What men can do, women can do better."

[Steve @Sceptre360]

First time to get STI it was in a party, so this girl came running to me sat on my lap and started kissing me passionately, saying i was sweet, then i felt her hand reaching for my pants and at a blink of an eye, her eyes wide open, nobody noticed, the next day i was crying..

[Keabetswe🌬 @akreana_]

It’s always the low quality videos😭😭

[96 @willieskipk0r]

Kericho gold

[Chela🖤 @Ruthjelagat13]

This is what they want to round up into extinction.

Weeds are not weeds.

Unlearn and break free from the chains of programming.

[Deputy Resident🤓 @willywahungu]

Construction 101.
Completed and Handed over in a record time of 8 months. 😎

[crochet hashira🧶 @Crochetelo_]

It took about 80 hours to build this, please use 1 sec of your time to like and repost. thank you.

[W @Wangariiii_]

😂 his grandson gave me the biggest heartbreak of my life. Weeh

[Mwihaki @Mwihakiwanganga]

Omg💔 Guys please if you come across this quoted tweet, retweet widely 😔

[Lennox Omondi @_lennoxomondi]

Growing up in Kiambio, my life changed because of a single opportunity: access to a local computer college. The owner of the college offered to teach me computer in exchange for fetching water and cleaning the lab.

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

Blessed.

[muwaniks @RichardTM17]

The jerseys being released this season can attend brunch, weddings and even state functions

[OB @CFC_OBED]

Some of the best club jerseys/ kits released for next season. Your savings at risk . A thread ( part 1)

1 -Celta vigo anniversary kit

[Eric @amerix]

Every evening in Nairobi, you see sad depressed women walking back home.

They have just come from a depressing 4-walled room called office and heading back to another lonely house.

These women are looking depressed because they are UNDERFUCKED.

Men are not facking these women hard enough.

She leaves an office where she sits next to a boring fat man or skinny man who sits with legs crossed and goes home to another boring man or a lonely house.

Men, style up.

These women need more sex and more babies.

Fuck these women hard.

It is the only thing that makes them happy.

[Portugal @selecaoportugal]

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[Eric @amerix]

While modern women continue chasing careers and waiting for the right time to conceive,

Fibroids will be growing in their uterus to fill the gap.

Just like an abandoned farm is filled with weeds, an abandoned uterus will be filled with fibroids.

To worsen this,

- Bad diets

- Hormonal contraceptives

- Endocrine disruptors

Make the fibroids bigger and multiple.

But do you think chaotic modern women, feminists with their manginas and soy men listen?

Pregnancy is associated with reduced risk of fibroids.

Nature is not stupid.

#BetterTogether