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We need a millennials club...
👉Ages 30-45
⏰Open 4pm to 7pm
👉Dress code: sweats
🎵90s and early 2000s music only
🍹2 shots & $3 cocktails
🪩No drama just nostalgia
💊Magnesium, melatonin & water is handed out on the way out
Support your local Pornstar!!
Im running a DEAL on my @fansly this weekend. You can enjoy my beautiful tits for less than a cup of coffee. Which somehow with inflation is now like $8 lately 😂 ☕
https://t.co/gicSJeHB26
Dave Smith: “My grandfather literally worked at a factory and could buy a house on a year’s salary.”
“His wife was a housewife.”
“That has absolutely been robbed from you.”
“And you should be furious.”
“A 25-year-old today might have $100,000 in debt from college.”
“Making $40,000 a year.”
“And the average house is going for $700,000.”
“It’s fucking wrong.”
“It’s because George W. Bush had a bunch of neocons who needed a war for Israel.”
“There’s no reason other than artificial government policy.”
“A giant welfare state.”
“And warfare state.”
“We can’t afford any of it.”
“So we’ve just been printing the money in order to try to pretend we can.”
“That’s the reason we have this economy where you have to depend on your dad until you’re 40.”
@ComicDaveSmith@jackneel
Millennials (noun):
Currently 30-45 years old
Doesn't feel "old"
Survived Y2K, COVID, & the Oregon Trail
Remembers every song lyric from 1998 but can't remember why, we walked into the kitchen 🤔
Runs on coffee, energy drinks, ibuprofen, & anxiety
Slightly unhinged but still unstoppable