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@ch4444mpion HAHAHAHHAHAHAH WISH I could link this tweet to the thread rn

[bonnie @fwrosting]

all ur boyfriend does is smoke and give you meat bitch ur dating a bbq

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

my superpower is that i can tell u 20 stories while only trying to tell 1

[blaire @pissshit90001]

“Why don’t you just ask ChatGPT” Why don’t you just Go Die #HowBoutThemApples

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

Grown ass man tweeting like a bpd baddie

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#newjeansis5

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At what age will I know how long to microwave smth for or what temp and duration I set the air fryer or oven at

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The amount of times I slap myself everyday cos I think a spider is crawling on me but it’s just my hair shedding absolutely fucking everywhere is crazy

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@ladyofn3ptune See I scrolled all the way down and started removing but I gave up cos who the heck is even checking fr and if they are they can have a giggle

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Ok so how to mass remove all my reposts on tiktok I am in the mood to feel mysterious and lowkey I express myself too openly I think

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@ladyofn3ptune My eyes lock with hers
My heart beats with a purpose
She is my whole world

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@777discharge SAME i end up sounding more freaky and lesbian as i reply sometimes i have to go to THEIR replies to get inspo so they don’t get weirded out..

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My brain does this thing where if I think abt smth too much throughout the day I will dream abt it all night and sometimes I deadass don’t remember if a memory was a dream or real life

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Sometimes I go back on video of a girls post I just commented on and think am I lowkey giving lesbian like maybe im not reading the room and this girl isn’t used to these overly gay comments

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Like okay hustle make that money but you’re purely buying shit just to resell it and to make $20 out of it like seriously go find a fkn job stop selling out shit I ACTUALLY WANT

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To every bitch who lists shit on fb marketplace to resell before it’s even shipped to their home I hope u lose all your limbs and eyesight fuck u die

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@777discharge I’d get mad if u lost my 50 day aged steak too 🥩

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@h112502 Have u used anything to try HELP THE LOSS!?!!?! Or r u just accepting your fate

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Ima start wearing wigs so I can minimise this god forsaken soccer field sized forehead of mine