Jaclyn Kain

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[jynx @jynxbby]

dudes be like “I hate seeing you cry” and then make you cry

[n @myloversprayer]

my ex is so lucky all he got was subtweets he shoulda got jail time it makes me so mad

[jynx @jynxbby]

girl you are not asking for too much, he’s just a bum

[Dolly @DOLLDILAH]

I love a man that has a sense of urgency about me

[LIL WICK @malachiplayaaa]

shit be so pointless we could’ve just stayed strangers 😂😂

[jynx @jynxbby]

the feminine urge to think a man is lying every time he speaks

[dragon age fan @dragonagefan67]

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

My diet today
- 9PM: Iced coffee
- 10PM-6PM: Nothing
- 6:30PM: 1400 calorie steak burrito

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i love venmo bc i can see my ex boyfriend charged his current fiancée for “papa johns 🍕”

[mar @itsmariannnna]

i love when a recipe says it takes 30 minutes and i look at the clock and have been cooking for an hour and a half

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

“I work at a consulting firm” Those are not real words to me

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

today my daughter’s preschool teacher told me she was going to separate my kid and her bff because “they’re codependent and fall apart without each other.” like ok thanks mrs smith, where were you when I was dating in my twenties

[larchmont_chipotle @EmmaSpecter]

if bed bath and beyond shuts down where are college freshmen supposed to get into the worst fight of their lives w their mom

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

hippo - [exists]

zoo - 'hey check out this fat piece of shit'

[richard @richard_normal]

a key element of fascism is making it appear that the entire world is organized against your group when in fact you are in the most advantageous and powerful position in society. the los angeles lakers are a textbook example of this phenomenon.

[caca @clawdezz]

day 97 of trying to find a place in nyc

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

“r u hot be honest” - me on love is blind

[Jaclyn Kain @kaclynjain]

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