Kade Hinkle

Sales at OpenEd | Building on LinkedIn, X, and Beehiiv

[Kade Hinkle @kade_hinkle]

@SlackHQ sent me a record player. How much do you reckon I could sell this beauty for?

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@MitchellKeller_ Canadians can't order this?!

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Hype

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@aditya_ffca Yea pretty terrible

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I just posted a disgusting post on LinkedIn that is straight AI slop.

I told chat gpt to write me a LinkedIn post sounding like ai including

“it’s not x it’s y…and honestly?”

“Here’s the part no one talks about”

“Include em dashes”

Boy I sure hope my audience calls me out on this and knows I’m not serious - this is a test. If they don’t call me out then I have some serious work to do

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@marcellojsam please do next time haha. That was my goal. I wanted people to call me out

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@flexproduction1 Inbounds from X? Who do you sell to?

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Why do you post on X?

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@MitchellKeller_ Haha thanks man!

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@BattMatter Oh boy😂I’m cooked

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@johnciannello 😂😂

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@CorpAbsurdity That’s job hoppy? Lol with the current tech environment, I bet a MASSIVE % of people never make it to 2+ years in an org.

Certainly depends on what role they’re hiring for though

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* this was in July 2025 * such a bad opener🫠🫠

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My first cold call ever:

Prospect: Hello?

Me: hey (name). This is actually cold call from an 18 year old. It’s actually my first day on the phones. Was hoping you’d take pity on me and give me some feedback

Prospect - you sound like you’re 50 dude *click*

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@johnciannello only right answer

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Any chess players on here? Drop your ELO

[Kade Hinkle @kade_hinkle]

Stressed? Go to Jesus.

Happy? Go to Jesus.

Anxious? Go to Jesus.

Confused? Go to Jesus.

Feeling guilty? Go to Jesus.

Everything going right? Go to Jesus.

Everything falling apart? Go to Jesus.

Just sinned again? Go to Jesus.

Don’t know what to do next? Go to Jesus.

Full of joy? Go to Jesus.

At your lowest? Go to Jesus.

At your highest? Go to Jesus.

“Come to me, all who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.”

Matthew 11:28

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@GavinDeFord Deal. Are we making any rules? I could get to 1k easily by following a ton of people and getting follow backs….im looking to do it organically though. So we may have different strategies

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@ohklama_dev It doesn’t!

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Why do X people think LinkedIn sucks? They’re using it wrong…that’s why