Kartikey Agarwal

[Kartikey Agarwal @kady1993]

@amitkilhor Sir koi kuch nahi karega ye paisa state ko gaya hai as grants university ko municipals ko. Unhe jama karane the bills par ye sab milke khate hai be it AAP Congress BJP SP koi bhi ho. Government ko next grant release hi nahi karne

[Dr. Deepessh Divaakaran (Dr. DD) @md_deepesh]

I want to take a moment to thank Abhijeet Dipke.
For 19 days now, he has been teaching this nation a masterclass.

Not in exam reform.
In something more valuable.

He flew in from Boston. Unemployed.
To save India's students.

Then handed the mic to Allah.
Kashmir.
RSS.
Umar Khalid.

Wait.
Where is Dharmendra Pradhan?

Well.
He is not generating any TRP.
And he is having fun continuing as Education Minister.

Turns out the fastest way to save a minister's job is to hire professional protestors.

Pradhan should be sending flowers to Jantar Mantar.
Maybe Pradhan hired Abhijeet Dipke.

Nobody even remembers his name is on the placards anymore.

Special mention to Sonam Wangchuk.
Came for a guest appearance.
Stayed to become the whole show.

19 days without food. Visibly.
While everyone else on that stage eats on schedule.

And the menu is incredible.

Continental on Monday.
Chinese on Tuesday.
Hyderabadi on Wednesday.
American on Thursday.
Repeat.

With desserts.
Tea.
Coffee.

Imagine fasting for 19 days next to a buffet you're not invited to.

Every speaker walks up.
Says a few lines about Allah.
Ambedkar.
Kashmir.
RSS.
Umar Khalid.
Then walks off to eat.

Wangchuk stays.
Hungry.
Foolish.
Watching.

Wondering if anyone even remembers what this started as.
At some point even the most patient man starts doing math.

If Wangchuk could speak freely right now.
Off the record.
We suspect it would not be about the education ministry.
It would be about catering.

Here's the real service Dipke has done this country.
He has finally taught us how to spot a cockroach.

Not the ones NEET aspirants are competing against for a medical seat.
The ones standing on a stage at Jantar Mantar.

Holding a mic.
Talking about everything except the paper leak that started this.
And still don't know who is President of India.

The real students are indoors.
Revising.
Silent.
Unheard.
The stage belongs to everyone else now.

So thank you, Abhijeet Dipke.
You didn't get Pradhan to resign.
You got India to forget why he should.

That takes talent.

[Kartikey Agarwal @kady1993]

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[Kartikey Agarwal @kady1993]

@throttleandtech Alumium can shortage due to war

[Kartikey Agarwal @kady1993]

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[Kartikey Agarwal @kady1993]

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[Kartikey Agarwal @kady1993]

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[Kartikey Agarwal @kady1993]

@nitin_gadkari @NHAI_Official sir e20 blending can wait because us gadi ko chalane ke liye jo NH chaiye pehle vo banwa dijiye. I am on NH48 and from Surat to Mumbai highway is as good as any third world country.

[Kartikey Agarwal @kady1993]

@CommonBS786OM Your child :- Jihadi
Theri child :- 100 elections harne ke bad bhi chamcho ki nahi

[Kartikey Agarwal @kady1993]

@ShrutiShaarma Didi AI image aisi to banao ki pata na chale AI image hai

[Kartikey Agarwal @kady1993]

@cromaretail your service network is just pathetic. I raised a request on 29th may and today is 9th of June Still nothing. Thank you for this below par service

[Kartikey Agarwal @kady1993]

@rohini_sgh Sahi kaha. Jaise logical baat karne mai aur andh chatai karne mai farak hai.
Indira gandhi fought with non nuclear country. So if you can’t draw parallel then rest in peace your logic just like your senses

[Kartikey Agarwal @kady1993]

@FanPriyankaGV Chalo vo to chai bana lega tum kya karoge? Mua? Or jameen hadpoge?

[Kartikey Agarwal @kady1993]

@apnarajeevnigam Sir freedom of speech ka kya? Ab nahi hai? He is citizen of india and can say anything. Aap bhi to bhow bhow karte ho apko bhi andar kardia jaye is logic se to?

[Kartikey Agarwal @kady1993]

@Amockx2022 Oh 26/11 mai apke pawpa ki pant gili thi. Sorry pant nahi diaper

[Kartikey Agarwal @kady1993]

@mohitlaws Dil bhelane ke liya khayal acha hai galib. So if you are supporting him then why he is your leader? As per him 70-80% obc hai to obc leader hona chaiye. Doglapan kum karo chauhan sahab

[Kartikey Agarwal @kady1993]

@AadeshRawal Sir with due respect. Land vapas kia, sainik pale also nuclear power nahi the dono but kash ye 26/11 ke time bhi yad aajata

[Kartikey Agarwal @kady1993]

@AnilYadavmedia1 😂😂😂 anpad apna desh bech aya ye 😂 nagraj comics padhke papu ke chamcho se aur kya umeed hogi. Also news padhta to pata hota russia se ceasefire karne gaye hai apke naye comedian papa. Vaise papu bhi comedian aur ye bhi. I can understand

[Kartikey Agarwal @kady1993]

@SupriyaShrinate Haan ma’am gandhi house to be precise

[Kartikey Agarwal @kady1993]

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