I can’t tell if my headache today is from caffeine withdrawal, stress, allergies, dehydration, or because my body hates me but either way I need it to go away.
It’s nice that all these random wedding venues want to follow me on Instagram and promote themselves and all, but I hope they know they won’t be getting business from me any time in the near future. 😂
Country club lady to lady 2 (about me): “I always see her at Starbucks, she must go a lot because she knows the workers by name and talks with them like they’re her friends.”
Guess she only notices me when I’m not behind the counter making her skinny vanilla latte. 🤷🏻♀️
People seriously annoy me. If you want to know something about me then why don’t you ask me and not someone else who doesn’t know anymore than you do? 🙄
Sometimes when I play fetch with my dog and I don’t throw her toy far enough she’ll grab it and run further then turn around and bring it back. And I’d like to think it’s because she doesn’t want me to feel bad because I suck at throwing. She’s so thoughtful!
Getting to the point in life where friends are starting to go down separate paths & friendships with them are harder to keep as they become more busy, focused on marriage, having kids, being an adult. And it’s going to suck when the day comes that you lose contact all together.
Accidentally messaged my boss from one job about something to do with my other job, and he said he thinks I may have had my head slammed too hard in the drive thru window too many times. 🙃🙃🙃
I honestly don’t understand how my pets can shed so much and not be bald. I also don’t understand how I can vacuum 5 times a day and somehow there’s still pet hair in places that there wasn’t 5 seconds ago.