Kyle Green

Dad - With the bod to go with it.
Multiple time Lottery loser.

[Kyle Green @kagreen93]

Did #colourobstaclerush today in Liverpool raising money for #TeenageCancerTrust. Always happy to raise money for charity. Just an added bonus when you have fun doing it.

[Kyle Green @kagreen93]

Sir @JPickford1

[Kyle Green @kagreen93]

Over heard in the wild -

“Why do we put anti freeze in car. Look it’s frozen now I need de-icer”

#MondayMotivation

[Kyle Green @kagreen93]

Darts looks easy until you miss the board completely and question every life decision you’ve ever made.

Going to stick to watching the traitor’s to save further embarrassment

#LukeLittler #TheTraitorsUK

[Kyle Green @kagreen93]

Can’t tell me the moon isn’t made of cheese. Red Leicester right there!

#WolfMoon

[Kyle Green @kagreen93]

Yesterdays game was rained off but seen @ToddCantwell_10 sort a ball boy a jacket and hat out while he sat in the rain. Need more players like him!

[Kyle Green @kagreen93]

When ordering toasters it should say in the description if it fits a slice of orange @Warburtons

Because if it doesn’t. What’s the point in the toaster?!?!

[Kyle Green @kagreen93]

@Nigel_Farage I’m fortunate not to struggle with anxiety myself, but I’m a strong advocate for mental health. So what actually counts as “serious” vs “non-serious” anxiety—and who gets to decide that? @TheGreenParty are right: tax the right people

[Kyle Green @kagreen93]

@Dominos_UK 🍕

[Kyle Green @kagreen93]

Missed the pre sale like the amateur I am. Jumped on early for the @LewisCapaldi tickets this morning, started 801 in queue. All gone. Fair play. Some going that! Some boy!

[Kyle Green @kagreen93]

@MrBeast No

[Kyle Green @kagreen93]

@HBO I reckon I could serve up a mean chocolate and raspberry ice cream as Florean Fortescue ... Hit me up

[Kyle Green @kagreen93]

@Rainmaker1973 Fable 2

[Kyle Green @kagreen93]

Keep seeing photos of the cast for the new @HBO #HarryPotter series.

If #MarkMylod looking for anyone I will jump at the chance to play anyone extra, portrait, chess piece, chocolate frog card ...

Think I would nail Dedalus Diggle in leaky Cauldron - Delighted, Mr. Potter

[Kyle Green @kagreen93]

@EE I dropped you a message about an upgrade ... Any chance of response?

[Kyle Green @kagreen93]

@LewisCapaldi O ... M .... Mother fucking .... G.

[Odds Checker UK @OddsCheckerUK]

It's #VibePayFriday and this one is BIG!

Get your hands on a @NintendoUK Switch 2 🔥

To enter: RT this post and reply below 'VibePayFriday'.

Winner announced 1 July 2025.

[Kyle Green @kagreen93]

@VibePay @NintendoUK VibePayFriday

[Kyle Green @kagreen93]

@tezilyas @Rovers I promise you I wasn't crying when I couldn't get a ticket with the website crashing ... Promise ...

[Kyle Green @kagreen93]

Why is it you can go to a self service checkout and scan everything you want to buy. Regardless of cost except for a bag. Got to first find a staff member. Then ask for a bag and watch as they skip to your till and flamboyantly get that bag scanned. What a job.

[Kyle Green @kagreen93]

@VibePay @Dominos_UK Soccer?