Mungai kagunya

meh!

[Linus Kaikai @LinusKaikai]

Ruto stays off written speech but remains solid. Fresh.

[Sherry @facciabella]

An astronaut squirrel, a snail that meows, crab with a whale as a daughter. Dear creators of spongebob, pass the drugs.

[January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames]

I keep shit to myself because I discovered early on that most people don't care about you, they're just curious about you.

[Mungai kagunya @Kagunya]

@Don_db same here..I was gobsmacked!

[Tired Tumbleweed @SlipCarefully]

I hate when you visit the doctor and he smiles at you. I'm sick you moron. Act grim, like the world's ending.

[NO FILTER ZONE @AltVaulz]

Hardest job in the world: Police sketch artist in China.

[Gorrdano @Gorrdano]

Don't ever let anybody outshine you in life. If that means arriving at someone's funeral in a casket, then so be it.

[Mungai kagunya @Kagunya]

@Key_Not hehehehehe

[1Happytwit @1Happytwit]

I really wish there was a cure for whatever the fuck makes some people stupid.

[I Keep It Real @lKeepItReaI]

Singing to a song you don't really know...but that 15 second part you do know is coming, and you're gonna kill that shit!

[lars @MindBytes]

There's a lunatic outside my house walking up & down the street yelling and talking to himself. Maybe I should tell him about twitter...

[peterjames48 @peterjames48]

This whole waking-up-in-the-morning thing is just stupid sometimes.

[A🫧 @ExcuseMyTweets]

Walt, wait, wait. They have to run a victory lap after running 26 something miles??? Dude. FUCK THAT. I'll take a victory drive.

[A🫧 @ExcuseMyTweets]

This marathon race would be waaaay more interesting if the runners had to dodge traffic the entire time they were running.

[Enthusiatke @op_timist254]

Maybe I hope too much. Maybe I dream too
much. But at least I won't give up until I've
tried, and I won't regret anything.

[her porkness 🐽 @MoistPork]

9 out of 10 women are crazy. So is the 10th, but you're banging her, so we'll pretend like she's not.

[Master Leo @silent_musings]

Seek things outside your comfort zone and you will see the potential in everything you set out to do.