Kate Harper

she serves champagne with pizza and eats takeout on china

[Kate Harper @kaharper02]

One time I told a girl I was allergic to the equipment cleaner in the gym so she would quit inviting me to go with her

[Chattanooga Lookouts @ChattLookouts]

Final Score

Trash Pandas 26
Lookouts 3

[Kate Harper @kaharper02]

The Taco Bell drive though was exactly the hype squad needed for this Monday morning as I ordered a double order of fiesta potatoes for breakfast 🥳❤️

[Kate Harper @kaharper02]

Thank you to the kind lady at Burger King who wished me an “amazing day” as I relapse on my Diet Coke addiction 🤗

[Kate Harper @kaharper02]

My dad just discovered the SpongeBob SquarePants movie 🙃

[Kate Harper @kaharper02]

Wishing everyone who works at @tacobell a wonderful day. Thank you for bringing back Fiesta Potatoes. God bless you.

[Kate Harper @kaharper02]

@p0ssum69 Yes actually

[Kate Harper @kaharper02]

@coach_sauce Maybe he will finally dm me back

[Kate Harper @kaharper02]

Brett Favre is on the news discussing a study that shows cheese + red wine prolong your life, and I feel like God is speaking to me rn

[Kate Harper @kaharper02]

@p0ssum69 Glad you’re taking care of yourself while I’m gone

[Kate Harper @kaharper02]

@ghartman22 @EricPriceNews Have you tried Sleepyhead??

[Jim Sheridan @Jim_Sheridan]

They’ve shot a black man while buying cigarettes..
They’ve shot a black kid because he had a phone that they thought looked like a gun...
BUT this guy can storm Capitol buildings without a scratch..
Ask yourself why and then tell me systemic racism doesn’t exist in the US. 🤬

[Kate Harper @kaharper02]

Some good news for this morning:

[PS @POPSUGAR]

Shrek is a "culturally, historically or aesthetically significant" masterpiece. https://t.co/IHYERmDaX9

[Kate Harper @kaharper02]

People comparing “No Body, No Crime” to “Goodbye Earl” are FOOLS

[Kate Harper @kaharper02]

@p0ssum69 That’s false and you know it. There were other things in there. I was following YOUR unclear recipe !!!!!

[Kate Harper @kaharper02]

Feeling like a pretty cool cat today 😎

[Kate Harper @kaharper02]

@matthewrpark I had a bride griping because someone didn’t have a fax machine the other day. She was like, “I mean, who doesn’t have a fax machine!?” And I’m going, “who does???”

[Kate Harper @kaharper02]

Y’all see this fly? 😂