masterchief

I still don’t understand my X but here I am.*written off by everyone!
*fiercely writing a lasting comeback!
*it's going to be personal!

[masterchief @kai_kevv]

Wale wasichana Hua wanapeleka maboi wao date alafu wanarusha pesa ya bill kwa mpesa ya boi ndo alipe mbarikiwe sana.

[masterchief @kai_kevv]

@Griz_zly8 Trauma

[jacob juma @kabetes]

Can Kenyans withstand another looter in the name of William Ruto as they did with Moi for 24 years this day and age? It will be a tragedy.

[masterchief @kai_kevv]

@heykanye_ @Griz_zly8 Ebu mshow

[masterchief @kai_kevv]

@SadiqKQ Pole mehn.

[P.haraoh 👑 @Ugochukwu96_]

Dear HRs,

Stop holding interviews when you have already decided who is getting the job. Some of the unemployed borrow money for transport!

Thank you.

[jacob juma @kabetes]

Katwa Kigen is one of those lawyers that I can beat in any court of law. His fidelity to jurisprudence, justice and integrity is zero sum.

[masterchief @kai_kevv]

@Antohny_gb Brotherhood is proud.

[masterchief @kai_kevv]

@Owino_Wayne @DrJuma_M I swear.they just ate up my 10 k last weekend for having expired insurance.

[masterchief @kai_kevv]

@Bookten8 Hao. Ni wakora

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

That boy who planted 2,400 trees or is it 24k in 24hours,

Did more for the Environment, than the Girl who dry humped a Tree while wearing one panty for 72 hrs (gross violation of coochie)

But you won't see that boy being invited to State House or hyped by media

Gender my ass!

[Mr Mike @Mr_MikeOG]

Here we go

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

Inspector General of National Police Service
Mr. Douglas Kanja

Dear Sir,
Please note that there is going to be nationwide demonstrations across 47 counties in the Republic of Kenya on 21st April 2026.

Refer to Article 37 of the Constitution of Kenya.

Mwabili Mwagodi

[Billy @MwangiHub]

Kiambu wako ndakas 🔥🔥

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

Halo halo

Weka mawe 🦍🪨

[wanjiru @Wanjiru2027]

We cannot continue living like this

[Eric @amerix]

The VAT Amendment Bill, 2026.

It seeks to reduce VAT on Fuel from 16% (2023 Finance Act) to 8% for 90 days.

Finya!

#RejectFuelPrices

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Nitakuwepo. Wewe je?