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Actor. If Gimli were a woman born in 1994, he’d be me

[a modified omicron class attack shuttle @kaijaschae]

After watching the industry evaporate in real time last year, I genuinely did not expect 2021 to bring me my first paid acting gig. But here we are. 26 years of patience and frustration, and I finally know how it feels to be paid for my craft.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

There was a Keystone oil spill this week in Kansas that's the largest for an onshore crude pipeline in over 9 years, and by far, the biggest in the history of the Keystone pipeline. This should be much bigger news.

[Anna Mazzola - is not here @Anna_Mazz]

A friend told me an amazing story over the weekend of how she’d been with a group of mostly young people, discussing the most famous person they’d shagged.

When they got to the very end of the table, a woman in her 70s looked up and said quietly: ‘Elvis’.

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

saying “morning” instead of “good morning” because if it was a good morning i’d be waking up in rivendell to gandalf saying “you are in the house of elrond, and it is ten o’clock in the morning”

[a modified omicron class attack shuttle @kaijaschae]

@notcapnamerica bathroom spray that isn’t strong enough to cover the shit smell, with base notes of a McDouble that’s been lost under the passenger seat for 3 weeks

[a modified omicron class attack shuttle @kaijaschae]

FUCK I DIDN’T KNOW THAT WAS HIS KID WITH HIM 😭😭😭

[Star Wars Holocron @sw_holocron]

Warwick Davis and his son Harrison behind the scenes of The Rise of Skywalker

[ellie @vampibian]

happy 3 year anniversary to this iconic tweet

[a modified omicron class attack shuttle @kaijaschae]

@kxh654 @rileyanntoine This is such a funny, mind-boggling, and ~persistent~ take and I feel like I have to collect myself every time I see it. SO many women know a lot about Star Wars. So so many. We can even talk about things like Star Trek, The Lord of the Rings, and Dungeons and Dragons, too lmaooo

[ScreenTime @screentime]

"There's so much that you're going to see ... We were all able to keep baby Grogu a secret, we were all able to keep Luke Skywalker's return to the world a secret ... there are more secrets to keep"

— Pedro Pascal on #TheMandalorian S3

[Giancarlo Volpe 🍉 @Giancarlo_Volpe]

In 2004 we learned that we had to change the name of our show from “Avatar” to “Avatar the Last Airbender” because James Cameron already had the rights to a movie called Avatar.

Now the sequel is called “The Way of Water.”

If part 3 is called “The Firebending Masters” we riot

[a modified omicron class attack shuttle @kaijaschae]

BRO, LMAOOOOOOOO

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

isn’t it weird that articles can just feature ur tweets, without asking??

look up ur twitter in google and see what articles you’ve been featured in

[a modified omicron class attack shuttle @kaijaschae]

@willyj_95 1. Get after him 🤘🏻🤘🏻
B. In the spirit of finding what articles you’re featured in, I don’t know that anything more on-brand has ever happened to me

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

How are these men finding women that sleep with them? She said SEVEN OUT OF TEN. 🤮

[a modified omicron class attack shuttle @kaijaschae]

@RahulKohli13 no but this is the correct answer tho

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The single greatest moment of live television history

[vivafalastin 🇵🇸 @vivafalastin]

this is so funny she’s singlehandedly holding tiktok on her shoulders

[Stephanie Insley Hershinow @S_Insley_H]

Listening to a dad in this coffee shop explain to a ~4yo that Darth Vader was “a man with a lot of big feelings who didn’t have anyone to help him express them the right way.”

[a modified omicron class attack shuttle @kaijaschae]

@aliyahInterlude cancer/leo 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[a modified omicron class attack shuttle @kaijaschae]

I wish I could do this for every performance

[est.1997 (but spooky) @MOLENAIDE]

How do u even explain this to non-Americans