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[Lisa @elisabetguwanto]

whenever i feel bored or underwhelmed, i always come back to this sentence:

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

sometimes I just wanna escape the world *logs onto club penguin*

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

The duffer brothers are terrorists

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive

[Lennart 🇫🇷🇳🇴 @mvsiala]

People will look you dead in the eye and tell you to "have respect" for a person who has spent their entire career making sure YOU don't get to live an equal and happy life, or live at all.

[Space Princess Alexandria @agentofchaos427]

Here comes the empathy talk from the people that never have empathy otherwise 😪

[Big Smart F@ggot 🦮 @sodomylover]

Oh so you'd like more DIVERSITY. You want a little EQUITY for male-centric fantasy. Maybe even some INCLUSION for male-centric fantasy.

[Singto Conley ☄️ @singtoconley]

actually i prefer the internet's corny wholesome 100 era to the current "being nice is cringe i'm going to be cruel for no reason" era

[Sabre @bottleneckloser]

Slaying so hard the government has it out for me

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

robert pattinson‘s reddit AMA

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

this is actually fucking jaw-dropping. while trump cuts programs you need to live, he’s turning the white house into a car dealership to advertise his unelected shadow president’s failing company. dystopian levels of corruption

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

If Biden had retweeted something that said "shut up about egg prices", every Twitter server would melt within minutes.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

We went from “I will lower the price of eggs” to “fuck you” in 45 days.

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

I cannot stand watching Americans say they're willing to take some economic pain for the president.
You're an AMERICAN. You don't serve a king, the president serves you. You're paying for that spoiled bitch's house and golf trips, and now you're willing to do more for him?
No!

[🫧 @kaileebright]

@EdBoi117_ @JINKIESBTCH i hope they find your twitter

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

margaret qualley as sue in the substance (2024)

[clintoris @clintoris]

Never meeting another person again so if I know you already congrats

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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