kailey allison hayes

[James @CaucasianJames]

if u ever see me slouched tell me to stand up straight and don’t be afraid to yell

[Ro @rovenskyalcin]

Honestly the best feature of iOS

[beautiful gowns @MissMamas_____]

Touch ID is way more effective and efficient than Face ID

[Tomi Obaro @TomiObaro]

Whenever I see someone trying to parallel park I avert my eyes and continue walking giving them the privacy they need because I’m a decent human being

[kayla @baz00per]

pet rent is the stupidest concept i’ve ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed

[oreagano @raygunpew]

my grandpa is unhinged

[sleepyboy @danm____]

why did this bottle of ranch just spit out the most perfect mike wazowski face

[Givon C. @nomadvon]

All jokes aside, please pray for the 750 soldiers who are deploying to Iraq as we speak.

Real heros are putting their lives on the line while ya’ll playing 🤦🏽‍♂️

[emma @EmmaGarrett22]

everyone’s telling me to tweet this, so here you go

[kailey allison hayes @kaileyallison1]

@_fjg498_ Noted

[Steph Veerman @stephyj725]

my dad took over my hamster once i went back to college and ended up getting really attached and today he escaped and this goes to prove how truly pure my father is

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

cultural impact:

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on twitter in university

[theMrs. @richTTpenybaggs]

me in middle school otw to school after my mama just cussed me out but ion wanna listen to my headphones cause I don’t want her to remember I have a phone & take it

[d @_Dqvee]

I been ordering the same sandwich from subway since 2012, who not loyal lol

[ky ♥ @_kyliescudder]

hi welcome to plato’s closet!!
unfortunately we didn’t want to buy your $40 dress from urban outfitters, but we will definitely take this $3 shirt from 8th grade that’s missing a sleeve!!!
i’m sorry we are just sooo over stocked so we are being picky about what we buy :-( :-(