Kailey✨

[Kailey✨ @kaileyjturner]

I can’t describe what it does to my heart when my son says “mommy” and runs up to give me hugs randomly throughout the day. ❤️

[Kailey✨ @kaileyjturner]

@The_Booty_Train 🥵💦💦

[Kailey✨ @kaileyjturner]

@nakedchef2 I saw this too late now but I’ll text you tomorrow morning when I wake up and if you don’t answer within 5 mins then Cash & I will steal Winston!! This is the only way.

[Kailey✨ @kaileyjturner]

I knew pulling out Cash’s baby clothes would hurt my feelings & now I’m sitting on my bedroom floor crying while he names all his dinosaurs in the other room. 😪

[Kailey✨ @kaileyjturner]

@shizzaurorasays Kankles*

[Kailey✨ @kaileyjturner]

@The_Booty_Train I think people are also forgetting that he is young and physically healthy. People are acting like he’s an 80 year old with ill health. 🤷‍♀️

[Kailey✨ @kaileyjturner]

My dad did CPR on me when I went into cardiac arrest, while my husband & cousin/best friend watched. It has really stuck with them. Sending all the love & positivity to the first responders, medical professionals, Damar Hamlin & his family/team. 🤍

[Lexie Mannix, MD @ALMannixMD]

Seeing how much the world accepts that it’s impossible to move on after watching CPR really makes me think about how we (medical professionals, especially those who work in Emergency departments) are expected to just move on immediately after a code.

[Kailey✨ @kaileyjturner]

@shizzaurorasays I charged $150 for every 5 mins. Let me know if you’re interested!

[Kailey✨ @kaileyjturner]

I once said to my husband “I’m going to order another pair of glasses” and he said “you don’t need another pair of glasses”. Same man said to me yesterday when our son broke my one pair of prescription glasses “you should have an extra pair for times like these”. 🙄 I hate men

[Kailey✨ @kaileyjturner]

@shizzaurorasays Did you get more Oreos? Butter butters?

[sam @hamiamsam]

check your kids halloween candy. someone tried to hide the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison

[Mikaela @FridayInHalifax]

By the age of 30 you should own, not rent, OWN a bouncy castle. This is a time when you should be building equity. The only way to beat inflation is with inflatables.

[Kailey✨ @kaileyjturner]

I’m not sure if my son is bringing me already dead bugs or if he’s accidentally killing them on the way to me but I’d really like it to stop now

[Kailey✨ @kaileyjturner]

@shizzaurorasays literally same. and Ricky Martin. 😭

[Kailey✨ @kaileyjturner]

Satellite is the best song on Harry’s House.

[Kailey✨ @kaileyjturner]

I had a nightmare last night that I got pregnant & then kept dying again & my defibrillator would bring me back just enough to hear things but I wasn’t conscious and it was the worst

[TheBootyTrain @The_Booty_Train]

This was way funny when i imagined the Jason Alexander from Seinfeld doing it. But knowing it was her ex makes it sad.

[Kailey✨ @kaileyjturner]

Every time I get in the car I don’t plan to listen to the entire Harry’s House album on repeat but it just happens.

[Kailey✨ @kaileyjturner]

@shizzaurorasays And return It Ends With Us. Luckily I took notes in my phone for book club. 😂

[Kailey✨ @kaileyjturner]

@shizzaurorasays Come pick up Verity!!!