Kaili Calderone Faber

[Kaili Calderone Faber @kaili_ann]

If my husband eats all of my Girl Scout cookies again this year I’m filing for divorce.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Marjorie Taylor Greene has been locked out of her Twitter account and her new video has been removed after Dr. Dre took legal action against her for using his music without permission.

His letter is amazing.

[Kaili Calderone Faber @kaili_ann]

Praise the good lord it’s the last regular season Sunday night football game. I’m tired of watching football😂

[Kaili Calderone Faber @kaili_ann]

If the Republicans could stop giving annoying speeches before nominating McCarthy, that would be great. The speeches are unnecessary. Thank you.

[Kaili Calderone Faber @kaili_ann]

The Republican’s giving speeches every time they nominate McCarthy annoy me. They talk forever. And I think it’s extra funny that they’re mad at each other.

[Kaili Calderone Faber @kaili_ann]

Honestly watching the Republican Party not being able to unite under one Speaker of the House is comical. What a mess. 😂

[Kaili Calderone Faber @kaili_ann]

@youreboilingme @FortniteGame YES!! It’s sooooooooo annoying!!!

[Kaili Calderone Faber @kaili_ann]

@Mia_Calderone might as well try!!

[Kaili Calderone Faber @kaili_ann]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Reuters: WHITE HOUSE TO EXTEND STUDENT LOAN PAYMENT PAUSE UP TO JUNE 30 - U.S. OFFICIAL

[Kaili Calderone Faber @kaili_ann]

Then you get the Karen’s walking in. I’ve been sitting here for 45 min and it’s a great time. In the waiting room there’s a father and daughter waiting to get matching tattoos. Another girl waiting for a turtle tattoo (same girl!!) and 2 friends waiting for piercings.

[Kaili Calderone Faber @kaili_ann]

Tattoo shops are like the Wild West. You really have no idea what’s gonna walk in. Could be a kid getting their ears pierced, or some business man who has a whole sleeve. Is fun people watching.

[Kaili Calderone Faber @kaili_ann]

@_lena_bee I guess I have to try on Friday….

[Kaili Calderone Faber @kaili_ann]

Has ANYONE gotten Taylor Swift tickets?? Anyone at all?? For any of her shows??

[Kaili Calderone Faber @kaili_ann]

@_lena_bee We couldn’t get any because we stepped away from the computer for a brief meeting at work. And they all sold out.

[Kaili Calderone Faber @kaili_ann]

I’m REALLY really really f-ing tired of living in “unprecedented” times. How could you not have seen this coming?! Like how.

[Kaili Calderone Faber @kaili_ann]

@TMFanSupport Yeah, but how could you have not seen this coming…? Like how.

[The Eras Tour @TSTheErasTour]

manifestation tweet: everyone who retweets this tweet will get pre sale code to taylor swift’s the eras tour.

[Kaili Calderone Faber @kaili_ann]

Not me constantly checking my wedding photographer for sneak peeks. 😅😅😅😅

[Kaili Calderone Faber @kaili_ann]

I can’t take any chances. I will do anything to see this tour.

[The Eras Tour @TSTheErasTour]

manifestation tweet: everyone who retweets this tweet will get tickets to taylor swift’s the eras tour

[Kaili Calderone Faber @kaili_ann]

If anyone is planning on having a wedding, just don’t. It’s way easier to just elope. I wish I would have listened to everyone when I started this.