Kaillee Coleman

radical politics, magical aesthetics. would rather be swimming, or dancing, or both.

[Kaillee Coleman @kailleecoleman]

life rule #128: all dogs are good, some dogs are great.

most owners are mediocre, at best

[Kaillee Coleman @kailleecoleman]

@Ifrahmed ❤️❤️ can't wait ❤️❤️

[morgan @morgan3llis]

"Yeah so what do you think about the whole Brexit thing?" -me trying to flirt

[Kaillee Coleman @kailleecoleman]

Lol, I got half a j in my pocket & I just bought $20 worth of berries ✨

[Kaillee Coleman @kailleecoleman]

On train to Seattle, somewhere past Bellingham, over 24 hrs late: thank u based @Amtrak for being the only good part of my experience 🙌🏼

[Kaillee Coleman @kailleecoleman]

I've found love in all the wrong places. Mostly in the dining car, coming from Vancouver. And I smell bad. Like, really really bad.

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

ENGLAND: people are CROSSING OUR BORDERS for ECONOMIC ADVANCEMENT!!!
THE ENTIRE GODDAMNED WORLD FROM LIKE 1583 to 1997: u don't say

[Kaillee Coleman @kailleecoleman]

stoned & giggling in the ice cream aisle of @Safeway 🙃

[Kaillee Coleman @kailleecoleman]

"Holla If You Tryna", jk lol I'm literally never putting pants back on again

[Kaillee Coleman @kailleecoleman]

Dog Doge

[Kaillee Coleman @kailleecoleman]

Doge

[Kaillee Coleman @kailleecoleman]

I have to be honest with you Twitter. I am v e r y stoned & watching Anthony Bourdain @NoReservations w/ my dog

[Kaillee Coleman @kailleecoleman]

Emotions: the opposite of @Pokemon. Don't collect ANY of them; they are *not* adorable and/or helpful

[Kaillee Coleman @kailleecoleman]

Oh no, not the....! Anything but the...! FEEEEEEEELINGS!

[Kaillee Coleman @kailleecoleman]

@giganticanovel i know this feeling intimately 😕

[Gendry 🦌 @LordGendry]

In case anyone missed my appearances #HiddenGendry

[Daario Naharis @StormcrowsCapt]

Jon: What the seven hells was that?
Davos: That was the sound of every woman's underwear dropping...simultaneously.

[Sin™ 👑 @OriginalSin7]

The Real Housewives of Dothraki bout to be lit. #DemThrones 😭🙌