[funeral]
Mother: thanks for coming to Dr. Doofenshmirtz’ funeral
Perry: *takes off hat in respect*
Mother: he wanted perry the platypus to say a few words
Perry: *starts walking to the microphone*
Mother: but it turns out he didn’t show up
“I would rather be what God chose to make me than the most glorious creature that I could think of; for to have been born in God's thought, and then made by God is the dearest, grandest, and most precious thing in all thinking.”
#CSLewis
My dad is 68, pursuing a modeling career, and I’ve never seen him happier. He told me he’s just waiting for a chance to blow up. So, Twitter, meet my dad.